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the best moral hire ever

[trav @brantleytravis7]

Join me in the @nycmidnight Scary Story Challenge on October 16th! Learn more at https://t.co/JjDCbf1pxp

[trav @brantleytravis7]

Join me in the @nycmidnight Flash Fiction Challenge on May 1st! Learn more at https://t.co/TwgfEElABO

[daz @MetamateDaz]

What’s wrong babe? You don’t seem excited for another work week where 40% of your hard earned money is given to the evil global elites

[trav @brantleytravis7]

Up for a tiny writing challenge? The 7th annual 100-word Microfiction Challenge by @nycmidnight kicks off on March 20th! Learn more at https://t.co/j715MDIOiX

[trav @brantleytravis7]

Join me in the 20th annual Short Story Challenge by @nycmidnight on January 23rd! Learn more at https://t.co/zDefA9jS4S

[mia 🎃 @acelorelai]

No autotune, no sound effects, just pure talent

[TheBlueKnight @CameronCortina1]

This one kills me every time, and it’s also just so well animated

[Meesh Hell @waziot]

Apparently the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful latinas

[trav @brantleytravis7]

@Adaamset Long SetSubs

[Kevin Sanji @kevsanji]

how it feels to text in all lowercase

[WarMonitor @TheWarMonitor]

People using my tax dollars to buy food doesn’t bother me. Wealthy people using them to buy private jets does.

[♰ @reeceollld]

once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly. It’s fucking over for all your other pants

[Joseph Fasano @Joseph_Fasano_]

There should be a "not interested because this is AI" button so the algorithm can learn how much humans don't want that stuff.

[marvièn @mvn_dn]

Are the groceries cheap yet

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

doing stuff after work and not just on the weekends is how you can feel life is worth living.

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

The cia is putting chemicals in the beer to make me want it every day