if a woman tells you you have “nice hands” she is doing everything in her power not to fuck you senseless please release her from her torment her friends are receiving the kinds of messages someone in prison would send
This isn’t mentioned in my book - there was just too much other weirdness to fit in - but in 1990 Steven Seagal participated in a video called The Celebrity Guide To Wine.
In it, he and then-wife Kelly LeBrock open a bottle of wine in the most excruciatingly awkward way possible.
Enjoy. (Thanks to @Lawrence_Norton for the original link)
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