Giannis really sacrificed his career for one Shams bomb and some cool media day pics with Bam. Now he’s sitting on the bench dealing how ass this team is. Can’t even enjoy the Miami hoes either. Horrific business decision.
Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis
1. Date a 24 year old
2. Quit drinking and tell everyone you don’t drink anymore
3. Drink heavily 3-4 times a week
4. Train for a marathon and or Hyrox
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs, guy tries too and fails?
7. Get divorced to feel something
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, gardening, handstands
10. Get very into video games
Hot take....if Giannis wasnt as hateful towards the pacers and blindsided he may have realized he wouldve been a perfect fit in Indy as the Center option.