ian brassett

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@sarajcox water. it tastes like wet air

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@ladbible tim or steph

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@alexjchilds11 congrats!!! great news!

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#fantasypremierleague would love some advice? i think this is pretty bad bass?

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#MakeAMovieAFatty the shaw lamb shank redemption

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@heatworld but when she does she says, "who is she? who is she?"

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@carolvorders @Superdry wow you are still so gorgeous

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#erichall is Eric Hall trying to tell me Ched Evens isn't a monster monster?

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@apenny_for_them i have taken that as a massive insult! only peckers use that sort of stuff. maybe kris might want it

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@rnmorris like your kelly hoppen ads. v funny and look ace

[ian brassett @brassett]

on your phone double tap space bar when writing and get a fullstop and space. most amazing and best kept secret ever!

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@woodyinho @PUMA #ForeverFaster marco a fastergraph will knock me sparko

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@rnmorris ha. No chicken here! We've moved on to jacket potatoes. Hope u are well

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Just posted a photo http://t.co/A18u0aEJo2

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Progress bar looks like hitler http://t.co/cse1a7jc8S

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Just posted a photo http://t.co/cRo5YrwVaP

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Power of the internet http://t.co/9G4E3zLK1l

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C'mon dave get the waters in http://t.co/E4T9QBMb10

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@lilliesandlove you nozzle im telling the tooth(paste)

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@lilliesandlove u bend sinking to much about taps. It's cistern-ed you loo-ney. (i havent spent all that time thinking this up)