Rolling Mantis Shrimp

Pop culture, celebrity and political nonsense. What's annoying me today. Lover of rainbow confections. My other profile.

[Rolling Mantis Shrimp @brasstownhall]

Stoners relate everything to weed, whether it's trying to identify something that they're sure is a pipe accessory because they have no other context for anything (it's not), or insisting everyone else "just get high"...you're addicted AND in a cult. Congrats, I guess?

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@MykhailoRohoza absolutely the fuck not

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Well, you absolutely wanted a condo in an "old" building, in only specific parts of one town, and didn't do a lot of research. What a surprise when it's endless mishaps and repairs....

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If you're an older man dressed quite nattily and you still think women are so scared of you they seem to be clutching their purses whenever they encounter you, you might just hate women.

[Rolling Mantis Shrimp @brasstownhall]

I'm gonna unsubscribe from your Substack real quick. I'm just not in on the "I just wanna talk about my Christianity that I've never mentioned before, but don't worry, I believe that god is just nature (tho sin exists), and not separate from the world like OTHER Christians".

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All clergy are grifters

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If you repeatedly refer to yourself as "overweight" when you're really not, for comedy, that's fishing. When you lose a lot of weight and continue to do that, you're forcing others to be part of your eating disorder.

[Rolling Mantis Shrimp @brasstownhall]

Pretty sure no one wants to GRWM, in person or otherwise...

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If one mild expression of frustration results in countless unnecessary (virtual) slaps and jabs in response to task-related, good faith business conversation, you are not safe, you are not trustworthy.

[Rolling Mantis Shrimp @brasstownhall]

Posting pics of your feet on a scale to show off your weight (loss)? Yeah that's not an inspiring part of your "journey", it's just diet culture nonsense.

[Rolling Mantis Shrimp @brasstownhall]

Silly me, I thought integrity was a thing. I didn't know I was supposed to sell out, so currently looking for an opportunity to sell out in a high profile way. HMU.

[Rolling Mantis Shrimp @brasstownhall]

If you only care about your potential future children's creations and possessions and not your parents, elders, grandparents, aunts, uncles, etc, that's just biological imperative and narcissism

[Rolling Mantis Shrimp @brasstownhall]

The audio engineers on @TamronHallShow have their work cut out for them with the constant screaming. Why is she always screaming??

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@carlcheekII @CBSNews No, he's not

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If you consistently admonish yourself for things that you eat that you deem "bad", for drinking alcohol, but you never mention that you're also a serious stoner, there's a problem...

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@CBSNews I'd love to believe this, but words like "elites" are MAGA-coded. You're just appealing to this administration in stealthier ways

[Rolling Mantis Shrimp @brasstownhall]

You can put Elon in every "who to follow" list, and I still won't obey

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Oh so weed "isn't a drug"? Huh.

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Lotta people out there claiming they're "borderline"! diabetic so they can take GLP-1s. Just admit you want to lose weight.

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Of course you're not going to "let her navigate this alone". You've never let her do anything. You have a 19 year old daughter in college that has zero autonomy and can't even order for herself at a restaurant. All of this is on you.