✩Ｅｌｌｉｅ✩

she/her STP

[Olivia @Livi_Danielle]

this humidity lately SUCKS

[vita @majipres]

69ers vs the Queefs in the Super Hole

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

wine her
dine her
oppenheimer

[Jared Padalecki @jarpad]

Happy 2/22/22!

[✩Ｅｌｌｉｅ✩ @brat_wurst69]

@caitlinj_12 @dr_maddawg Are we forgetting the “vaginal” incident…

[lucy westenra ♱ @bIoodfangs]

“you’re pretty” yes but am i hauntingly beautiful? if dracula saw me in the streets of romania would he be so mesmerized by my beauty that he would start writing a bunch of poems about how much he craves my body and my blood?

[Boomhauer @_Boomhauer]

Tis the dang ol’ season, yo

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

dream jobs:

• tiny rat chef in paris
• poet who exclusively writes odes to the moon
• pirate who sails around brandishing swords and causing mischief with the besties

[goth music videos @goth_videos]

Robert Smith and Santa, 1985

[Danny Trejo @officialDannyT]

Wishing Steve Buscemi a #HappyBirthday!

[Madison @butthole_eyes]

Who the fuck is Brett Farve

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

dream jobs:

• soup reviewer
• seer who prophesies your doom
• old lady who solves crimes in a little english village
• old lady who COMMITS crimes in a little english village

[frasier looking at video games @frasier_looking]

frasier looking at silent hill

[Boomhauer @_Boomhauer]

Man, it’s dang ol’ October, yo. Talkin’ bout dang ol’ spooky season

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

lock your jaw, only drink iced coffee for 48 hours, take quick shallow breathes, you’ll get through this ❤️