Captain Mike

call me at [phone]. Avi is me.

[Captain Mike @bratscheboy]

I hate it when people question my intelligents.

[Captain Mike @bratscheboy]

@prettyalyssaxo Hay

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@bugbrennan @MacrodosingPod

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Doctor: You have a bladder infection.

Me: so what does that mean, Doc?

doctor: Urine trouble.

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Morning to all my favorite crazies

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@Lettybug12 i sent you a dm. If you are willing, I hope you will read it and I hope you will reply. If not, that is ok.

[Captain Mike @bratscheboy]

I just referred an investment banker scammer to a scammer who is in desperate need of cryptocurrency. Man, they are both so pissed at me now and I can’t stop laughing!

[Newsweek @Newsweek]

Donald Trump booed at Alabama rally after encouraging crowd to get COVID-19 vaccine https://t.co/3uDMaZi4JI

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@Ms_Ka_Renee

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@RiotGrlErin That went south very quickly. Whatever meds this guy is on, they are not nearly strong enough!

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@Tobi_Is_Fab Girl, you are so cute there is no way I would ever subject you to suffering my face. You won the lottery when it came to being gorgeous!

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@Ms_Ka_Renee

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@Emmy_WithAnA I don’t know what is going on in your life but if you have ever had any unrequited love, don’t listen to Sam Cooke sing Cupid. Because it is from 61, it automatically has a nostalgic feel, while also looking back.

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@Emmy_WithAnA I don’t think there were many tear inducing songs in the 60s and 70s but the music is truly amazing!

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@Tobi_Is_Fab @Mom_Overboard It is what it is.

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@Tobi_Is_Fab Still, you look amazing!

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@precioxpreciosa @ChiChiGreenblat Let the games begin!

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@RaeUvLite Never, you are too much fun!!

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@dimestorec0wgrl What’s an orgasm?