AD🐝

i just repost shit i like and lurk

[ic¥doll ⋆‧❆ ͙͛ @monawarwinters]

being a man and sleeping while your girlfriend cries herself to sleep must feel so good

[ro @gitanitaa]

lo mejor de haber estado enamorada de alguien es cuando se termina y se vuelven a ver y te das cuenta de que al final el sexo era mediocre y las conversaciones eran monólogos y todo era una cagada pero lo rescatable es q sos una persona con una capacidad de imaginería muy amplia

[Argie @notevenrg]

the way my life really is just a constant cycle of waiting and enduring

[pulga @f1eafag]

i dunno how people work full time and come home to a CHILD. i be feeling like this after the work week

[sitara ✮⋆˙ @boneIessmango]

how it feels to have a confirmed hangout

["IVY" @OPENSORECH0RUS]

Being the Only One that Does Dishes in ur house will Twist ur Mental Images of your roommates into something Ugly and Inhuman

[luna @lunadibracco]

como me imagino q era la vida de mi gata antes de q la adoptase 😭

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Lust says I want you.
Love says I want what's best for you.

[miia @miiagarro]

her: i'm crazy

him: i like crazy

4 months later:
him: this girl really crazy

[juan crow @twinkletweetu]

sometimes when you stumble through the valley of the shadow of death you temporarily find refuge in an ugly man. But you’re supposed to leave him there

[Keith @nagy_minaj]

Odysseus returning to Ithaca

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Until a man makes you his wife, you're not "his." You're single sis. Date accordingly.

[j💟 @bxkigx2]

becoming less empathetic towards certain kinds of women

[CICADA @ChuckTheSpittah]

I love talking to women in their 30s because I can freely use unc emojis Been in that mf like “😅🤣😜”

[isaac wiener @hivelikemind]

Genuinely one of the best coping mechanisms when you’re in chronic mental anguish is spamming incomprehensible bullshit on social media

[🪽 @aricolonthree]

there is genuinely a speed clip for every situation possible

[eve @csiirac]

hello, i have awful team building skills and i'm a meek and timid 𝖿а𝗀𝗀о𝗍. please hire me. i have nothing and i'm nothing

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

A dude gone think i died the way i leave him alone

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

It eventually gonna have to end so why not just end it early