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[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

"Imma just wake up early and do it then"

[akilto @akiltomen]

Nobody can find a job cuz I’m working with 50 and 60 yr olds who can’t retire

[steph @brattystephbb]

one day I’ll never have to write another massive report which gets nitpicked to hell, only to sit in a file and retained for 7 years and never actually read.
Today is not that day. But one day.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Instagram needs to understand I don't give a fuck who posted on threads for the first time.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Bringing a white girl a $9 coffee is a sign of great respect in their culture.

[kat @yslnadi]

Realizing corporate life requires an ass licking skillset I was simply not born with

[$ @jxtsummer]

i'm so happy when i get off work. i feel like i just got released from jail

[miia @miiagarro]

i’d rather my man be doing money laundering and tax fraud than selfies and curated ig dumps

[solé @layxsnv]

"This job is driving me crazy"
Me at work:

[Anya @nottcomplaining]

PoV: you made a small error at work

[annalise @annadeathbed]

i’d be the first on love island to have a bush

[໊ @user0000O0]

pick me choose me euthanize me

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

Life currently

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

when i was so busy at work and didn’t even get a chance to pretend i was working:

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[erica @ericanextdooor]

i like that hunter biden didn’t find god after being a degenerate, he found shitposting like the rest of us

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

The reason margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink

They have a salt circle that wards off evil

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette