mochi mami

lads, it’s tottenham

[mochi mami @bratw0rst]

Tottenham Hotspurs number one player is Victor Wembanyama

[mochi mami @bratw0rst]

Louis Vuitton is so tacky and it’s everywhere and I hate it
Canal street brand 🤮

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

i was gonna get my life together and change for the better but you responded so that means everything is fine

[mochi mami @bratw0rst]

There is absolutely NO reason why you need to experience nyc in a horse drawn carriage as a fat, vile, unaware tourist.

If you’ve ever seen a horse run on open land you’d understand how sick it is that they have to wait in cab lanes outside Central Park & live in apartments.

[mochi mami @bratw0rst]

Pissing off my husband because im bored

[mochi mami @bratw0rst]

No words were spoken but so much was said

[mochi mami @bratw0rst]

@redactedrain It’s so over for me

[mochi mami @bratw0rst]

I talk to five people total every day and one of them is me

[mochi mami @bratw0rst]

hey gany 🫩 @zuolot

[mochi mami @bratw0rst]

“Maybe he flew her out to Miami as friends”

No actually he flew me out to Miami as my father

[mochi mami @bratw0rst]

Better to live life erring on the side of being optimistic and wrong than pessimistic and right!

Be realistic, but, as Monty Python would say, always look on the bright side of life!

[mochi mami @bratw0rst]

You think nobody remembers That but everyone is talking about It

[richard @richard_normal]

The Pattern is beautiful today, are you Noticing it?

[mochi mami @bratw0rst]

Crypto events are a total waste of time and you're stupid for attending them.
that said,
I'll be going to in a few weeks!
my goals:

[mochi mami @bratw0rst]

can't wait for all the deeply informed economic analysis about rates, inflation and labor from drug addicts, community college drop outs and people still wearing NFT pfps on crypto twitter today

08:53 • 9/17/25 • 2.9K Views

[mochi mami @bratw0rst]

everyone freaking out about quantum computing and turns out some dude in his mom's basement was a much bigger threat vector

[mochi mami @bratw0rst]

have noticed that quite a few people I'm close with have no idea I stream on pump fun

fascinating

[mochi mami @bratw0rst]

Copy pasting tweets from people who follow me is so fun it’s like an Easter egg

[mochi mami @bratw0rst]

Fake caffeine is sterile energy.
Man's imitation of life, divorced from spirit. It agitates the flesh but leaves the soul restless
Real caffeine (coffee, tea) is living, breathing fire
Grown from earth, awakening the spirit and oneness with the Lord

10:54• 9/14/25 • 7.7K Views

[mochi mami @bratw0rst]

Not sure if you guys are familiar with streamer culture, but these guys have been going live and just straight up lying about ANYTHING for clicks for YEARS.

If you thought it was bad with gamers and IRL streamers, it is about to get so much worse w/ these new platforms.