Lazy Cat Lady

I only care about the important stuff: (1) What should I wear (2) What's on the menu and (3) Will there be dancing?

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Now I’m home singing “Astrid’s Song“ by Jan Levinson (no Gould) to my cats

“Mmommy you’re a princessss…”

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Amber Whitford, a longtime CDCR employee uses work, life and her experience with unseen disabilities as material when performing comedy in Sacramento-area clubs. Get to know Amber and how she uses her talents to connect people, one laugh at a time: https://t.co/ENP4BZf8yV

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Just posted a photo @ Big Rob's Cigar & Hookah Cabana https://t.co/Z0Mv0Tf4p1

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Just posted a photo @ PowerHouse https://t.co/gejuTnwe5c

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It’s finally happening: SHOPPING FOR CAT STROLLERS!

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Saw a current picture of The Village People and the Sailor is now an Admiral. So he outranks Harry Kim. #FirstContactDay #StarTrek

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/7FNqUq8xka

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When you don’t want to be alive but you have to be alive because you have to do stuff: 🙄😒

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🤣 You are stoopid silly, Daniel!

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Unrelated: There is no “shimmy” emoji 😒

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Forgot about the lime tree! My salsa garden is going to be tip top!

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We started a patio garden of carrots, tomatoes, and jalapeños. We decided to add cilantro and onions. We’re going to make a salsa garden! #salsagarden #oldsac

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We started a patio garden of carrots, tomatoes, and jalapeños. We decided to add cilantro and onions. We’re going to make a salsa garden! #salsagarden #oldsac

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Wonder how Blanket feels watching this

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Popcorn Salad

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I don’t understand why people don’t understand me.

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Person: Want some strawberries?
Me: No thank you. I pretend to be allergic to them.
Person: What’s the reaction when you eat them?
Me: Nothing. Because I don’t eat them.

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We got a grill and I just had roasted marshmallow peeps for lunch

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Telework report: The bosses want to see your face during online meetings. Well, my hair is…unprofessional. So I went looking for something to cover my head and all I could find in my apartment was an Andy Warhol wig. Hella profesh.

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@jacktrippersgf What kind? B & H PhishFood and Gimme S’more as running my life right now