braut marks

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[braut marks @brautgham]

Erling's pose is based on this picture btw

[braut marks @brautgham]

@jusrecht he is!!! thank you for noticing

[braut marks @brautgham]

unfinished

#haalingham

[braut marks @brautgham]

@goldendaysnext he's the most giving man in the football world

[braut marks @brautgham]

only thing he wouldn't be doing is singing that baby to sleep. he sings, the baby cries. as a singer he's surely an amazing footballer.
but anyways, yeah, he could yeet it out of him, but in a scenario where he chooses to not to and faces his fears, that's how it would be.

[volta chininha e principe @Guihcharito]

eu preciso ajudar o Brasil a não entrar numa ditadura e ajudar o Corinthians a não cair pra segunda divisão. É muita coisa pra minha cabeça

[lesbians for stewbrina @lezzymcgu1re]

Sports fans when they have to watch their favorite team play a game

[𝓖𝓵𝓪𝓶 ✧ 🎀 @TheGlamGoddesca]

One thing about being on Stan Twitter/fandom spaces is that many of you are genuinely SO bored, jobless and lonely. You take shit that nobody gives a fuck about IRL , things that wouldn’t even cross the mind of people with actual lives and real problems

[たけのこ派@字を書く人 @mezase100manji]

自分の作品を駄作とか｢面白くないです｣とか言うな！！！！！！！！！！！！！！｢不味いです｣って看板掲げて営業する料理屋がどこにあるんだ！！！！！！！！！！かけた時間と削った魂に誇りを持て！！！！！！！！！！世界一面白いですと胸を張って作品を世に出せ！！！れ！！！！！！！！

[bonnie *☽˚.⋆🦢🐇 @b0nn1eb0nb0n]

please don’t leave typos/bad grammar in your writing just to avoid ai accusations. don’t stop using dashes, short sentences, the power of 3, “deliberate”, “unhurried”… it’s a slippery slope leading to the degradation of human writing. and ai will just keep catching up anyway.

[batsu 🥀 @dracubats]

yo no m puedo burlar d los q sufrieron a morir la despedida d messi pq probablemente sea yo en 2040 cuando haaland se retire para cumplir su sueño d criar vacas

[braut @dailybraut]

"It's a bit weird to still think of that, like people look at me and they think like wow I want to become like Erling Haaland someday, that is something that makes me proud and extremely happy." 🥹🥹🥹

[braut @dailybraut]

erling haaland in his molde days

[ary-el @hiakuraa]

Estudantes na Cinelândia, 2026

#movimentoestudantil

[braut marks @brautgham]

Jude started as a puppy in the bvb but everyone adopted him as a deer, so i know it's not incoherent to also want Erl as something else, even though shark and puppy came from the same time and place

[braut marks @brautgham]

i >know< why Erling is represented by a shark and i understand it, but for me he will always be like a --bigger than natural average sized-- snow leopard, or maybe even an eurasian lynx idk. by size alone + cold homeland it could be said he could be a polar bear too.

[jude bellingham fanpage @addictionjude]

jude

[vit @atpcalwolf]

Estudantes com Lula, 07/10/2026

[mara @haalingham_]

sweaty haalingham

[braut marks @brautgham]

grown ass man with cock and balls, can't cook, can't drive—he doesn't have to anyway—but his affectionate heart can mother and his passionate soul can play football 👍

with that said, I'm getting this pretty boy pregnant.

[braut marks @brautgham]

Jude wouldn't stop his career because of a pregnancy, that mf would come back from the hospital and run straight back to the pitch and everyone and their mothers would have to stop him, so he could at least rest properly for the entire puerperium and enjoy their new baby.

[braut marks @brautgham]

only thing he wouldn't be doing is singing that baby to sleep. he sings, the baby cries. as a singer he's surely an amazing footballer.
but anyways, yeah, he could yeet it out of him, but in a scenario where he chooses to not to and faces his fears, that's how it would be.