Red :)

idk tbh just,,,,, sorry you have to see this ??? she/they 23

[𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖙𝖊 @raisinchoirgirl]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[karla♟️ @kxtuitta]

Por que a gente parou de fazer camisetas com tecidos que limpavam os óculos?

[Red :) @bravobokuto]

my job is way too serious for all the whimsy i carry

[I'm alright @sammy1714]

Oh, look at me, I'm Tom Holland. I'm married to Zendaya. I did an all-time epic with Nolan. Anne Hathaway and Matt Damon say I'm the best boy. My 4th Spider-Man movie is shattering global box office records. I did the greatest lip sync of all time. I look like THIS.

[Kuno, R.N. @Kunoichi813]

This might just be the nurse in me, but I noticed that Zuko's pupil in his left eye doesn't shrink the way it does in his right eye. That plus the lack of reflective light shows that Zuko is *fully* blind in his left eye.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Coca-Cola Canada losing the licensing rights to Nestea and rebranding their iced tea beverage as Fuze Iced Tea has been psychologically destabilizing for myself and I assume others

[jurídico jogos vorazes @thngergames]

quando eu falo que estou ansioso para o novo jogos vorazes e alguém me fala que é assim que as pessoas da capital se sentem

[💜ⓒⓞⓢⓜⓘⓒ💗 @solarastar]

us chronic retweeters have suffered a tremendous loss

[tito. @titolovesyou]

everyone dogs on Tim Hortons but y’know what it’s pretty nice that for 10 bucks you can get a hearty breakfast and one of fastest-acting laxatives known to mankind

[Softboy @softboywin]

The World Health Organization has announced that we will start running out of clean water (drinking, showering, laundry, dishes) in the next FEW YEARS. We are officially entering water bankruptcy. This is a direct result of AI. Please stop using it now.

[lune • hayffie brainrot since 2023 @luneartt]

this is so funny and SO true

[percy jackson VANE DAY @elijahhrry]

kind little reminder that his family is trying to keep his legacy alive with the cameron boyce foundation whilst also trying to raise more awareness about SUDEP. (sudden unexplained death in epilepsy). and is something that should also be shared!!!!

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i truly believe that crying over a book is one of the strongest indicators of empathy for mankind. you are mourning for a character who does not actually exist, yet you still care for them as though you have known them for your whole life.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

YOU KNOW WHAT KEEPS EVERYONE COOLER IN THE SUMMER? TREES, YOU IDIOTS. GIVE US BACK OUR TREES BACK.

[jo @genosbest]

i do believe hockey is the best sport but watching soccer players on the field for 90+ minutes and tennis players sweating thru 5 straight hours long matches, i have to laugh a little remembering my fav hockey player averages abt 17 mins of ice time each game like aw that’s cute

[liv @haydqve]

please pick any other day i beg you

[🐧* natty ¹⁴ @croszuki]

Canada having three "we might've had a better result if our team's captain wasn't injured" international sport tournaments in 2026 oh I'm ill