The Bravo Consultant

guiding non-bravoholics towards the light 🕯️managed by @ca1ebhowell

[The Bravo Consultant @bravoconsultant]

looking to start your journey with @bravotv? well @thebravoconsultant is here to help! 🕯️over the years, i’ve been able to guide multiple reality tv fans through the world of bravo, enlightening them on the endless amount of entertainment! Let’s get down to business. 🤳

[The Bravo Consultant @bravoconsultant]

Like why else would you go in there? To see if anyone needed a snack? Maybe some condoms? #SummerHouse

[The Bravo Consultant @bravoconsultant]

“Well you went in the room at got you toe sucked… like dude it’s a joke!”

WENT. INTO. A. ROOM. TO. WATCH. OR. PARTICIPATE. IN. A. THREESOME.

#SummerHouse

[The Bravo Consultant @bravoconsultant]

We need to let Jesse know the definition of a “joke”

[The Bravo Consultant @bravoconsultant]

“Well you went in the room at got you toe sucked… like dude it’s a joke!”

WENT. INTO. A. ROOM. TO. WATCH. OR. PARTICIPATE. IN. A. THREESOME.

#SummerHouse

[The Bravo Consultant @bravoconsultant]

Lexi being so logical.. earned my stan card. #SummerHouse

[The Bravo Consultant @bravoconsultant]

cmon Lexi we’re gonna get you out of this #SummerHouse

[The Bravo Consultant @bravoconsultant]

i just want a night of wine and talking shit with them #SummerHouse

[The Bravo Consultant @bravoconsultant]

Bravo trying to figure out where they can put Tom Schwartz #SummerHouse

[The Bravo Consultant @bravoconsultant]

Aight let me get pissed off again #SummerHouse

[The Bravo Consultant @bravoconsultant]

@byesexualtruths Men on Bravo = Lack of self awareness

[The Bravo Consultant @bravoconsultant]

Me after thinking Jesse was such a good guy last season #SummerHouse

[The Bravo Consultant @bravoconsultant]

TOM SCHWARTZ #SummerHouse

[The Bravo Consultant @bravoconsultant]

Watching Paige deal with her anxiety on #SummerHouse while simultaneously watching the outstanding rise of career makes me so happy for her success. Well deserved.

[The Bravo Consultant @bravoconsultant]

Ciara is such a refreshing voice of reason and #SummerHouse benefits so much from her being on the show. Everyone should find a friend like Ciara.

[The Bravo Consultant @bravoconsultant]

Lexi get behind me !! #SummerHouse

[The Bravo Consultant @bravoconsultant]

oh britani

#RHOSLC

[The Bravo Consultant @bravoconsultant]

YOU ARE VILE @ Jared

#RHOSLC

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

The DM Jared sent to Bronwyn was absolutely disgusting 🤬 #RHOSLC

[The Bravo Consultant @bravoconsultant]

“I have enough going on in my life, i don’t need another wreck”

#RHOSLC

[The Bravo Consultant @bravoconsultant]

having a field day with this meme

#bravo #realhousewives #bravotv #rhoslc #pumprules #beyonce

[The Bravo Consultant @bravoconsultant]

I also found that BUT i wish she was coming back now that she has the experience and knows more so what the show is about #RHONY

[TV Deets @tvdeets]

Rebecca Minkoff is exiting #RHONY after one season due to producers finding her "relatively boring," OK! Magazine reports.

[The Bravo Consultant @bravoconsultant]

Oh I’m ready for this.