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Andy Cohen once said “Twitter is for haters” so I knew where I had to be

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@GinaaRoxx I mean it was grueling, but it’s incredibly disingenuous of Sandoval to say he went on a reality show that paid him and helped rehabilitate his brand as a way to do penance for the women he wronged

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“I wanted to punish myself . . .” by going on another reality show.

Okay Sandoval

#PumpRules

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@GinaaRoxx I did!

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THIS

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[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

We need to protect Ann! She's just trying to do her job 😭 #PumpRules

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If Billie Lee was the mystery woman that Sandoval also cheated with that would coincide with when Ariana’s brother was dating her. 🤯🤯🤯🤯

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[Just a Worm @JustaWorm72]

Billie Lee is such an opportunist and definitely not a girl's girl. 🤮 #PumpRules

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Katie needs to be sending Rachel a royalty bc without Scandoval the villain last season was def Ms Maloney

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[Ja’mie 🌻 @jamieBoston63]

Schwartz’s karma is being 40+ years old and begging Sandoval on national television to care about him and their business partnership the same way Katie had to beg him to care about her and their marriage partnership #PumpRules #vanderpumprules

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James continues to ooze big pick me energy. Scandoval wasn’t about you, honey. Stop trying to make it about you. #PumpRules

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Since Tom pays his band, are they getting paid to be at his party? #PumpRules

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When you get dressed all cute because your homegirl invited you to be on #PumpRules but you find out you’re just background for a couples’ conflict storyline

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Sandoval crying about Schwartz hurting his feelings is textbook narcissist #PumpRules

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Ally is doing a really bad job of hiding her disgust for James #PumpRules

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It’s clear that Ann is going to be the hero this season #PumpRules

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Can we just go ahead and bring Stassi back plz? Kthx #PumpRules

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I wonder if Lala is going to have the villain arc this season. The outreach to Rachel is making me think so . . . #PumpRules

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You can tell they were still in negotiations for Rachel to return when they filmed this first episode #PumpRules

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Andy, how is Austen going to plug his shitty beer if he and Shep do things that don’t involve alcohol? #SouthernCharm

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“You’re just choosing to be this little douchebag”

Austen is so unbothered by JT it’s actually kind of admirable #SouthernCharm

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JT is suuuuuper bitter about getting put in that friend zone #SouthernCharm

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“My body physically aches when I’m around him”

Except when it involves a plus one vacation

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Shep is right for once. Olivia gives Austen a pass. Doesn’t excuse Taylor being a cnt and Rodrigo can shut his whore mouth #SouthernCharm