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Bravo quotes to use to cause a scene at Thanksgiving dinner
1. I’d like to play a game. Who here do you trust the least?
2. I’m not really sure what I’ve done to you, but I’ll take a Pinot Grigio
3. Let’s talk about the husband
4. That’s my opinion!
5. YOU. CAN. LEAVE!

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No one:

Me to anyone I talk to: Who are you voting for to win Love Island USA?

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No one:

Me to everyone I talk to today: Are you watching Love Island?

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No one:

Me: You’re lucky I don’t buy Loverboy and f**king sell it

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I believe every single thing Shannon has said about John

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No one:

Me: You’re delusional! You model for Dressbarn!

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No one:

Me: you subpoenaed the wrong bitch!

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No one:

Me to anyone that will listen: Can you believe Jackie had Louie’s ex at her house?

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No one:

Me: As a woman who’s lived in a casita I thought she would understand

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Love Island USA bringing us all together has truly been my favorite part of 2024

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No one:

Me to literally anyone I talk to: Are you watching Love Island USA?

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MENTION IT ALL!

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I’m the number one guy in this group!

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It’s not about the pasta!

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Idk who needs to hear this but firing Monica from RHOSLC would be the biggest mistake since putting Dorinda on pause

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If you could only watch one episode of reality tv for the rest of your life what would it be and why would it be the season 4 finale of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City?

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If we’re not talking about The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City then I don’t wanna talk

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Good morning to The Real Housewives
of Salt Lake City and only The Real
Housewives of Salt Lake City

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No one:

Me to anyone I talk to for the rest of my life: Did you watch the season 4 finale of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City?

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Bravo quotes to use to cause a scene on Christmas
1. I think you’re pathetic, I think you’re a drunk and I think you’re a loser
2. You’re not important enough to hate
3. I can’t find one damn thing to like about you
4. You’re a worm with a mustache
5. THAT’S MY OPINION!