𝑴ᴀʟᴅᴀᴛᴜᴍ

⠀    　  “ 𝑻ʜᴇ sᴜɴ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ʀɪsᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ. ”

ꜱᴛʀ: 18 | ᴅᴇx: 22 | ᴄᴏɴ: 16 | ɪɴᴛ: 13 | ᴡɪꜱ: 20 | ᴄʜᴀ: 8

[𝑴ᴀʟᴅᴀᴛᴜᴍ @brawIitout]

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ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀⠀⠀ ꒰ 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑
ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐒﹗꒱

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[𝑴ᴀʟᴅᴀᴛᴜᴍ @brawIitout]

i'm afraid a woman that treats me like a dog while touching me would actually make me unhinged. . . 😵‍💫

[𝑴ᴀʟᴅᴀᴛᴜᴍ @brawIitout]

⠀               
⠀               She's staring, confused but intrigued.

[〜 𝙍 . 🪶 @letmeglide]

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⠀⠀⠀ she is talking to rats.

⠀⠀⠀ they're all squeaking
⠀⠀⠀ back to her — all neatly
⠀⠀⠀ arranged in a semi circle
⠀⠀⠀ in front of riel.

⠀⠀⠀ the rat council...

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[𝑴ᴀʟᴅᴀᴛᴜᴍ @brawIitout]

it happens often with certain cadets. . .

[ᅠ ᅠ 𝕭urning resolve ᅠ ᅠ @CAMPEAD0RA]

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ㅤ❛ If I did that, honestly, I would kill myself. ❜
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[𝑴ᴀʟᴅᴀᴛᴜᴍ @brawIitout]

( *grumbling to herself as she cleans up her mess. )

[𝑴ᴀʟᴅᴀᴛᴜᴍ @brawIitout]

fiiiine

[... @Evilpaladin5]

𝐌𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐒 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐌𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐀 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐂𝐋𝐄

[𝑴ᴀʟᴅᴀᴛᴜᴍ @brawIitout]

⠀               
⠀               Is it that obvious. . ? Ignoring the growing bulge in her pants, of course.

[Nƴx'. @VelvetCaravan]

Raised brow - thinking seems to be especially difficult for that one.

[𝑴ᴀʟᴅᴀᴛᴜᴍ @brawIitout]

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⠀               She's imagining it and is now having a hard time thinking. . .

[Nƴx'. @VelvetCaravan]

Digging her fangs into your skin, choking you to the point of tears - h'aah ...

Can't a girl crave some romance?

[𝑴ᴀʟᴅᴀᴛᴜᴍ @brawIitout]

( *it's going to take a few moments of definitely awkward silence as viakshe is very obviously and unabashedly staring at the other's tits, stomach and hips before she mutters a single word, her always visible bulge giving an obvious twitch. )

pretty. . . 😵‍💫

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ 𝒅𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐚. ‍ ⟡ @snarkystaff]

⠀
speaking now would probably be advised, because now all she’s got that same beautiful cleric in question blankly staring at her. 👀
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[；𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 G͟A͟R͟D͟E͟N 〞 @DIANTHUSPUERI]

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⠀⠀𝙰 𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓 of love⠀── · · ·⠀𝘣𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 in 𝕱𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐒！
⠀⠀𝕼𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 his 𝑫𝑬𝑺𝑰𝑹𝑬‥ with the F͟R͟U͟I͟T O͟F E͟D͟E͟N．

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[𝑴ᴀʟᴅᴀᴛᴜᴍ @brawIitout]

( *she can't stop staring at @snarkystaff, trying to bring up the courage to talk to the beautiful cleric. mostly to party up together.

. . . mostly. 😵‍💫 )

[𝑴ᴀʟᴅᴀᴛᴜᴍ @brawIitout]

can i get someone else to clean it for me? 🥺

[𝑴ᴀʟᴅᴀᴛᴜᴍ @brawIitout]

. . .

[... @Evilpaladin5]

😑😑😑

[𝕭𝐑𝐄𝐄.ᅠ⛧ @covenpyre]

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𝓗𝗘𝗜𝗥⠀𝕺𝗙⠀𝕾𝗘𝗜Ð𝗥 ;⠀〔 𝕭𝗥𝗜𝗦𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗥 . 〕
𝒘eight 𝒐f 𝒕he 𝒘orld 𝒚ou're 𝒖nder –
𝒍et 𝒆verything 𝒇utile 𝒃urn 𝒂sunder ;
𝒉exenzirkel's 𝒔corching 𝒔cion of 𝒇ire.
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[𝑴ᴀʟᴅᴀᴛᴜᴍ @brawIitout]

( *it is, in fact, flooded with bubbles cause she went too hard on the soap. )

[𝑴ᴀʟᴅᴀᴛᴜᴍ @brawIitout]

so uh. . . don't come into the bathroom.

[... @Evilpaladin5]

I’m married to a barbarian 🫤

[𝑴ᴀʟᴅᴀᴛᴜᴍ @brawIitout]

I'm also going to use your expensive soap.

[𝑴ᴀʟᴅᴀᴛᴜᴍ @brawIitout]

good. I'm hopping in the bath right now.

[... @Evilpaladin5]

IM ONLY HAVING SEX WITH YOU WHEN YOU FUCKING CLEAN YOU DIRTY ELF 💢💢

[𝑴ᴀʟᴅᴀᴛᴜᴍ @brawIitout]

( *has been bribed into fixing said stench. and they say @Evilpaladin5 can't do good things for the community. )

[𝑴ᴀʟᴅᴀᴛᴜᴍ @brawIitout]

< — has yet to shower since her last quest deep in the swamps. . . so she might be kinda ripe smelling.

[𝑴ᴀʟᴅᴀᴛᴜᴍ @brawIitout]

( *they will 𝐍𝐎𝐓 be getting clean during that second bath. )

[𝑴ᴀʟᴅᴀᴛᴜᴍ @brawIitout]

. . . fine.

[... @Evilpaladin5]

I’ll join you when you take another bath, I’m not smelling all that