I’m Ben

I play too much Mario Kart

[I’m Ben @brawlinglemons]

Mom said it’s my turn to commit a hate crime

[I’m Ben @brawlinglemons]

@MandJTV_Michael Diggersby looks like a deadbeat father that eats unwiped booty crack

[I’m Ben @brawlinglemons]

@FNFestival Please put Ride the Lightning in the shop again, it’s the only 7 difficulty lead song I’m missing

[Savi @SaviTheGamer]

I loved this E3 season but at the same time I'm so fucking tired that there were a hundred games that looked exactly like this in EVERY presentation

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Join us on June 9 at 7am PT for a #NintendoDirect followed by Nintendo Treehouse: Live!

The Nintendo Direct will be roughly 50 minutes and Nintendo Treehouse: Live will be 95 minutes.

Watch here: https://t.co/Zp54IsS30q

[I’m Ben @brawlinglemons]

Give me a hickey with your butthole

[Genius @Genius]

what’s the greatest opening line to a song?

[I’m Ben @brawlinglemons]

@KirbyCheatFurby For a character who gets referenced or gets a song remix in every game you’d think they’d have figured something out for Balloon Fighter by now

[bee⁷ @BIBlBIB]

i’m crying he looks like that one tobey maguire pic

[Colin @IntroSpecktive]

The correct method is:

1. Wet toothbrush
2. Apply toothpaste
3. Wet the toothbrush and toothpaste again
4. Brush teeth

[I’m Ben @brawlinglemons]

@RenaeKatKoehn Very insightful today Renae thank you

[I’m Ben @brawlinglemons]

@MrBeast @PKSparkxx
@Liltall_Liltall
@Shadypenguinn
@TroyWD98

My goats

[I’m Ben @brawlinglemons]

Tim gotta be the biggest dipshit in gaming dev history. Biggest money making game in history and they dump millions and millions of potential employee support money to some lard sack brain rot map shitters. We could have better battle Royale, 4+ song weeks in festival, etc

[PKSparkxx || #BlackLivesMatter @PKSparkxx]

I wish the country I was taught to believe in actually existed.

[bee 🌱 @ghoulrunnings]

QRT with yourself & your favorite’s #Pokemon30 logo 🐮

[Yogi @Houseofyogi]

Unrealized gains tax for Gen-Z:

You buy a Pokémon card for $50.

Someone offers you $500 for it. You say no. You love that card. You're keeping it.

The government says: "Cool, but that card is worth $500 now. You owe us $100 in taxes."
You: "…I didn't sell it."

Government: "Don't care. Pay up."

You don't have $100 lying around. So you're forced to sell the card you love just to pay a tax on money you never received.

Next month? That card drops back to $50.

Your card is gone. Your money is gone. And the government shrugs.

That's a wealth tax on unrealized gains. They don't pay you back the tax...

Now picture this.

Your mom calls you crying. She has to sell the house she raised you in. Not because she can't afford it. She's lived there 30 years. It's paid off.

But some website says it's worth more now and the government says she owes $15,000 she doesn't have.

So she sells your childhood home. The kitchen where she made you breakfast. The doorframe where she marked your height every birthday.

Gone.

To pay a tax on money that was never real.

Now picture the opposite.

Your dad put everything into his small business. For 20 years he built it from nothing. One year the business is "valued" at $2 million on paper. He owes a massive tax bill. He empties his savings. Sells his truck. Borrows money. Pays it.

Next year the market crashes. His business is worth $200,000.

He lost everything to pay a tax on a number that doesn't exist anymore.

Does the government give him his money back?
No.

Does the government give him his truck back?
No.

Does the government care?
No.

They sold this idea as "taxing billionaires." But billionaires have armies of lawyers, offshore accounts, and trusts. They'll be fine.

You know who won't be fine? Your mom. Your dad. Your neighbor with a small business. The farmer down the road who's had the same land for four generations and now has to sell it because dirt got expensive.

You're not taxing wealth. You're taxing people for owning things.

It's like getting a parking ticket for a car you might drive somewhere someday.

They want you to own nothing and be happy. To fund the fraud, waste and abuse of the welfare state they created.

There is enough money. More tax isn't needed. It's all a lie. But you've been gaslit into believing this is a rich vs poor debate.

I hope you understand what's at stake.

[Faith M. Jackson-🐦‍⬛🟦🟧 🪷 @kissedbythesun]

ICE killed a teacher in Georgia today when they chose to chase a man who posed no danger and had no criminal history.
Linda Davis was killed by ICE today. A Black woman, a beloved teacher, killed by ICE in Savannah, Georgia. https://t.co/g20AHJpF8V

[Streamer Updates @streamupdates_]

xQc CONFIRMS "Turning Point USA" viewbotted their Kid Rock Superbowl halftime show after seeing 5 million viewers with not a single active chatter 😭😭

[I’m Ben @brawlinglemons]

@UniteVids

[😈 Rebecca Black 😈 @RealSassyAshley]

I'm giving away a $70 #Nintendo Gift Card to a random person! 🎁

To enter:
Like & RT this tweet!
Follow me & @TerryTheBuneary!
Optional: Tag a friend or friends!

This ends Mar 1st! Good luck as always my wonderful and lovely sweethearts! 💕

[I’m Ben @brawlinglemons]

@brittnaynay3 @msiUSA This is me dropping a comment