Braxton Barber

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[Braxton Barber @BraxtonBarber57]

"Life's short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse." -Stanley Hudson

[Braxton Barber @BraxtonBarber57]

@alecwilliams98 @Megan_Maree_ @mindy_viera

[Braxton Barber @BraxtonBarber57]

@cassie_taylor16

[Braxton Barber @BraxtonBarber57]

Looking through twitter lately is 2% fun, 49% depressing, and 49% infuriating.

[Braxton Barber @BraxtonBarber57]

@zacole_24 @kylienewell_ I’d like to hear your reasoning

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Dany rejoining the Starks after taking down King's Landing like

[Braxton Barber @BraxtonBarber57]

Today only: COOKED LOUISIANA CRAWFISH at Crpress Valley Meat Company in Vilonia. 5pm until we run out. $8 per pound or 3 pounds for $20.

[Nas @sirajanaze]

im ugly crying.. why did i watch this 😩

[Braxton Barber @BraxtonBarber57]

@mindy_viera You said “y’all” on social media
It’s official, you’re a “kuntry” girl

[Braxton Barber @BraxtonBarber57]

$20 or 2 for $35 lemme know if anybody wants one. (Limited quantity)

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

1996: Chiefs started 4-0
2003: Chiefs started 9-0
2010: Chiefs started 3-0
2013: Chiefs started 9-0
2017: Chiefs started 5-0
2018: Chiefs have started 4-0

Not a single playoff game was won in any of those seasons. Be careful about buying into the hype again...

[Braxton Barber @BraxtonBarber57]

@cassie_taylor16 This is what happens when you get married too young....you hate to see it

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

when i have to admit i'm wrong

[Braxton Barber @BraxtonBarber57]

@blainenorman6 You’ll be that middle aged man acting a fool in 15 years.

[Braxton Barber @BraxtonBarber57]

@lucasnicholson4 The announcers have talked about the Oregon state catcher tackling Christian McCaffrey like 100 times the past couple days

[Braxton Barber @BraxtonBarber57]

I wonder if anyone for Oregon State has ever tackled Christian McCaffrey? 🤔

[Braxton Barber @BraxtonBarber57]

Why did that fly ball remind me of a wreck. More specifically a motorcycle wreck.

[Kent @RealKentMurphy]

Who’s going to win the #CollegeWorldSeries?

Retweet - Arkansas

Like - Oregon State

[Dead Inside Hillbilly aka Murder Hornet Hawg @ARcoolShit]

Take me out to the Hog game!
Take me out with the sows.
Buy me some chicken and longhorn steak.
Some of the gator tail really sounds great.
For its root, root, root in the Hog pen.
No beavers or bulldogs can hang.
For it’s Woo Pig Soooie my friend.
At the old ball game.

[Taylor Canevari @TACanevari]

I love that this Ed Werder nonsense has sparked Twitter into a frenzy over why the 12th man on an NBA team makes more than the best player on a WNBA. Spoiler alert: Its because the NBA brings in a colassal amount of revenue and the WNBA doesnt. It's not because women are