my pops went kanye crazy when his schizophrenia activated so tourette’s is not that deep to me. u aint never woken up to fisticuffs at 11 with ur pops cos the voices told him to like randy orton
I went to burger king on my lunch break & the cashier turned my drink upside down & spilled it everywhere & she said "oh f*ck my bad i used to work at dairy queen" & im still laughing about it LMAO.
Rivals tournament with 40K on the line: "Were playing just for the vibe"
A 12 year old prodigy and a 40 year old family man fighting for a Free Chipotle Guac coupon at EVO:
Imagine you’re sent to service in Greenland and you try to off yourself in but you pull the trigger and it doesn’t shoot (Sig Sauer Moment) so you slam it on the ground and it goes off and hits your balls (Sig Sauer XM7 moment 2 electric boogaloo)