Brayan_briar 🧊

up n about.

[Brayan_briar 🧊 @brayan_briar]

@256Rootyherman Does that mean you're smart to actually conclude you stupid in the world and even tweet about it 😭 faaaaaaaah

[Doc @DrBitcoinMD]

PoV: you escape from a mass shooter, but run into a female cop

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

“Surviving is winning, Franklin. Everything else is bullshit. Fairy tales spun by people afraid to look life in the eye. Whatever it takes, kid. Survive.”

[Benassi @Benassi_ef]

Just imagining the amount of Cocaine that was sold and snorted over the weekend in Monaco

[niko kadi @nikokadiKE]

My addicted ass even before confirming am alive.😭😂

[baloo @davekingNL29]

They say penis size is related to shoe size which makes the fear of getting raped by a clown much scarier.

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

(Flirting) Are you autistic?

[Anabella💙❤️ @AnabellaMarvy]

I just renewed my Spotify Premium to contribute to the Julian Álvarez transfer 😌

[blizzard 🦋 @champagniefor3]

wemby was guarding me in 2k and i got scared to shoot i can't imagine how it feels irl

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When bro starts speaking fluent English in front of a short girl

[SB 🪖 @welovesweetboy_]

was i the only that was lowk scared another speedster would come and run through starlight & that would have led to a new the boys spin off? 😭

[themancitylad @cityzenken_]

🚨Dear Enzo Maresca, now that you’ve come to Manchester City, these are the 7 rules you need to know:

1. Haaland is unbenchable, unsellable, and unexperimentable.

2. Winning 20 games in a row and being in the title race is a must.

3. Under no circumstances should we finish outside a Champions League spot.

4. Finishing trophyless is a sackable offence we genuinely don’t care.

5. Bring Enzo Fernández with you.

6. We do not lose Manchester derbies. We own that red club.

7. Player experiments are fine, but if they don’t work, don’t force them.

Follow these rules, trust the process, and you’ll have the entire fanbase behind you.

[Brayan_briar 🧊 @brayan_briar]

@cityzenken_ Don't be like slot 😭

[kordell @lledrook]

nigga really missed 3 drake albums

[nyn @blacknoirsgf]

we‘re getting the last homelander meme ever next week btw

[Sangeet @sangaldoo]

Okay now make the girl he fumbled 10x hotter and push his hairline back 2 inches

[Brayan_briar 🧊 @brayan_briar]

@Kibet_Goat Aiih ilikua serious

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Drake’s album “Iceman” drops tonight