Bry

Forza Juve. regarded as one of the top 5 nen users in the world, I can’t dance but I can vibe and I live by that

[AI Pulse with Ayaan @AIPulseByAyaan]

You And That First Manager
Who Hired You With No Experience 🫂

[Winton @WintonOW2]

They should use the sweat from QP doom players to cool down data centres

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

That “New driver please be patient” sticker on your car means absolutely nothing to me. You merged onto the freeway. You’re one of us now. Lock in.

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

ur honor u lowkey weren't there

[Internet @ThabigRexy]

U gotta keep yo read receipt on so a btch know exactly what time you didnt give af

[TheLandryShift🌹 @TheLandryShift]

Getting executed by the police because the totally innocuous Skynet camera told them I was a killer

[Jason Bassler @JasonBassler1]

🚨 FLOCK ERROR = GUNS DRAWN

Police shut down I-94, boxed in a silver SUV, and held two people at gun point after Flock cameras flagged the car as “connected to a homicide.”

Except it wasn’t.

The alert was outdated.
Authorities forgot to remove it.

Trust the algorithm.™

[sunsetrider @zunzetrider]

Gettin neck at costco I call it kirkland

[i like food @messedupfoods]

“honey bring out the fine china” 🥹

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

if you’re unemployed you’re legally required to start running in the direction of the amber alert

[toxic king @toxicking]

Fuck sex let’s sit down and figure out why you been lying to me from beginning bitch

[scallop girl @pasta_niece]

world cup ends and suddenly no one wants to drink on a wednesday we’re cooked

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

How the start of summer felt those two weeks when we had 4 world cup games a day

[P @Pjustgotback]

Fuck around and never hear from me again. I’m really like that

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Leaving the club with 0 phone numbers and 0 instagrams cuz I’m an alcoholic not a hoe

[X @Xouy17]

I don't try to be nonchalant, I genuinely do not care about a lot of shit.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Sex is good but have you ever scrolled through twitter after an Argentina loss

[Sheikh Hammad @RonaldoW7_]

Messi vs Algeria + Cape Varde + Austria + Jordan = 7 Goals

Messi vs Switzerland, England, Spain = 0 Goals

Biggest statpadder in the history of the football 😂😂😂😭😭😭