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[KBC Channel 1 News @KBCChannel1]

Buyers of a KSh10 billion, 500-acre estate formerly owned by former intelligence chief James Kanyotu are appealing for government protection after alleged goons invaded the prime property along Ruiru-Githunguri Road.

#KBCniYetu

[IVY @ivymuthe]

Alliance high school pretending to see the KCSE Papers for the first time .

[L’amour @Melanin_0204]

Albert has grown 🤩

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

Yesterday, I told you I would share more details about Edwin Njuguna Ngugi, the Kenyan driver who was killed and left to rot in Congo.

Let me break it down for you.

Edwin is from Teso Amagoro, and on the left is a copy of his ID. His truck broke down in Bunia.

So he did what any driver would do, he called his boss in Kenya and the receiver in Congo.

The receiver told him, “Don’t worry, we’ll send another truck to pick up the cargo and deal with the broken one.”

They even organized for army protection, which did arrive.

At some point, ADF and M23 elements tried to attack, but the army managed to hold them off. For a moment, it looked like things were under control.

Then, after a few calls, the army just left.

And that’s when everything went wrong.
ADF rebels came back.

They attacked Edwin, stabbed him, shot him, and dumped his body in the bushes.

Now listen to this part carefully, because this is where it gets really disturbing.

The cargo? Part of it was stolen, but it was still collected.

The receiver reportedly sent another truck. The goods were transferred.

But Edwin’s body?
They left it there.
Just like that.

Some locals say the body wasn’t even taken to the morgue to avoid financial responsibility.

And when the Kenyan company was informed, some officials reportedly denied even knowing him, and so the body stayed there rotting coz no one could claim him.

They disowned him.
Imagine that.
A Kenyan driver, working for you, dies, and you pretend you don’t know him?

Edwin was left there, in the bush, for days, rotting.

It’s only after we raised this issue here that action was finally taken and his remains were moved to Bunia morgue.

But by then,

The condition of the body was very bad.
I’ve seen the video at Bunia morgue, and I’m telling you, it’s painful.

Now, even transporting his remains to Kenya is becoming a challenge that the Congolese have requested the family to allow they just bury him in Congo.

This is what happened.

A man was left in a dangerous place, killed, then abandoned as if he didn’t matter.

This is not normal.
This is not okay.

Kenyan drivers are out there risking everything, and this is how they are treated?

I really hope justice is served for Edwin.
Rest In Peace, Edwin

[Cop Shakur @CopShakurkihara]

My life is in danger, and if anything happens to me today, know that it is because of corrupt police officers in Bungoma. There is a man called Umundu who behaves as if he is above the law.

He Burned a 21-year-old woman and her 8-month-old baby alive in their house, yet he is still free. There were witnesses who saw him and the group he was with, but they bribed officers from Bungoma Police Station and were never charged in court.

These people are dangerous. They are involved in illegal activities, and anyone who tries to expose them is threatened. That is why they killed the woman.

I cannot remain silent about this,it pains me.I am writing to the Inspector General of Police, and if no action is taken, we will organize a protest before these criminals harm more people,the videos are in the comment section.

@DCI_Kenya @kipmurkomen @PoliceKE

[World Source News @Worldsource24]

🚨BREAKING: Some policemen have joined the side of the protesters in Kathmandu, Nepal.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

As you grow older, you begin to understand: your father was just a man trying his best with what he knew. Forgive him. He was living life for the first time, too.

[crochet hashira🧶 @Crochetelo_]

It took 83 hours to crochet this sunset sweater
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[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Kaluma’s Russian Roulette: The Night of Manyungulus Mayhem.

It was on November 3rd, in the frosty corridors of St. Petersburg, Russia, when Hon. Kaluma tragically lost his manyungulus virginity in an international scandal that would later be nicknamed Operation Nyashnikov. The United Nations had graciously invited Kenyan delegates to attend the Annual UNCAC Conference.

But Kaluma, fueled by wanderlust and suspicious levels of testosterone, decided to bribe his way onto the list; not to contribute to anti-corruption discussions, but to fulfill his dream of becoming an indigenous tourist from Homabay in the land of vodka and vixens.

Now, Kaluma is a seasoned consumer of Homabay nyash, the dark-thighed Nyakos with sianda-madwong type that comes with obambla scents. But when he touched down in Russia, he was met with yellow-yellow babes with thighs like solar panels and tirries pointed at Ukraine, as if scanning for NATO drones.

As expected of a certified horny village elder, Kaluma asked his Russian taxi driver where he could find women who offer “value addition services” to quench his thirst. Like any good cab guy, the Russian driver Jack Kanderevich knew the drill and drove him to Club Chwoom, the Babylon of St. Petersburg.

Kaluma was instantly overwhelmed. One lady with golden thighs, hips like Hotspot signal, and lips shaped like Eurobond deals approached him. He asked for a quote, and she gave him a figure so high he briefly forgot which house committee he chairs.

“Eeish Omera, Why is it this expensive?” Kaluma asked. The lady replied with a seductive pout: “Because I’m a virgin.” We Ouliskiiaa wapi Malaya fachiin! Kaluma, a proud mumu and founding member of Kumi Bila Brains, didn’t even verify. He paid up and entered the valley of the shadow of Ndethe, ready to taste the instruments of power.

But alas! The experience was underwhelming. Kaluma was sober, but alijipata amelala kwa mtaro. What our boy didn't know is that his dignity was confiscated and his manyungulus was in danger that night.

But I don't think the lady's IKUS was overstretched, according to local milayas who always come out to expose Kaluma, it's said he has a shortsleeved makagare, only suitable for solo practice yani mastabesheen, and even then, he's not assured of satisfaction.

Feeling shortchanged, Kaluma refused to pay. His excuse? “She wasn’t a virgin!” Bro, it’s 21st century, where on Earth do you find a virgin prostitute? Outraged, Kaluma allegedly slapped the lady & forced himself on her with another round of horizontal engineering, Kenyan style.

But things took a sharp turn. The lady left and returned with a squad of eight “ladies”, all with sianda-madwong and suspiciously square jaws. Kaluma, still optimistic, assumed it was God answering his prayers with an orgy. But shock on him!

These were not ladies. They were Russian transgenders, also part of the value addition union. Before Kaluma could even shout “How much”, pants dropped, and boom,,, everyone had RPG launchers in their trousers. Descendant of Jaramogi aliona makagare kubwa kubwa hakuamini.

What followed was a 3-hour reverse engineering session. Kaluma was re-introduced to value addition services biz, but this time, from the receiving department. The bed became a crime scene. He cried in Homabay, but the moans were in Russian.

After the smoke cleared, Kaluma was arrested for assaulting the “virgin” lady. Were it not for swift intervention by the Kenyan government, our beloved son of the soil would still be in Russian prison eating BUTTerNUT soup with scones and reading Putin’s Guide to Discipline.

Kaluma's predicaments should serve as a lesson to those leaders who have a habit of enjoying the instruments of power without paying for it. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember his manyungulus, but again, he deserves it. Kama kawa sisi walala hoi hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[Masaku @masaku_]

Nyamu akiandika play itakuwa 'Echoes of a whore'

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

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[Onyango Okello Oloo. @calvinokello4]

Dear President William Ruto, before you pick a fight with Elon Musk trying to gag free speech, I would like to remind you of the following.

Your Treasury Cs John Mbadi estimates Ksh 4.5 Trillion budget for the financial year 2025/26 that is approximately 35 billion USD.

Elon Musk bought twitter now X for 44 billion USD.

Surely your excellency you do not want to pick a fight with someone who splashes more than your country's budget to buy an app and advocate for free speech.

Please, let us leave some fights for the Lord. Elon will burry you.

[African Hub @AfricanHub_]

Assassination of Algerian 🇩🇿 president, Mohamed Boudiaf, during his speech on live TV, 29 June 1992

[Gitonga @sagitonga]

Changing my vote in 2027 from Westlands to Kikuyu just to vote out Ichungwah.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

@LarryMadowo Every time you get a chance speak Larry, expose everything about Kenya. You can make change in Kenya. Meanwhile we are pushing

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Leaked Phonecall between Wetangula and his Dubai Contact on the Fake Gold Scam

[Francis Gaitho @FGaitho237]

The base of operations for the police abductions squad is Nairobi Area at ATPU. You’ll always see those Proboxes and Subarus driving in and out.

Act now.

#RutoMustGo

[EDGAR @edgarwabwire_]

We do not appreciate Larry Madowo enough. This is a man who postponed his trips to show the world who William Ruto is during the Gen Z protests. He was also forced to cut his vacation to show how the Kenyan Government is abducting young Kenyans and denying allegations.

When history is written you will cover a whole chapter

Receive your flowers bro!

[The Government Critic 🇰🇪 @magwaz3]

Same way Rigathi Gachagua made Uhuru Kenyatta and Raila Odinga unpopular in Murima in 2022 is the same way he is going to make Uhuru and Kasongo unpopular in Mt Kenya 2027. They will not believe