Brandon 🫡

no slaw extra toast

[full metal dingus @fullmetalferret]

DO NOT GET PREGNANT TONIGHT. HE IS LOOKING FOR A VESSEL.

[Christin @hexprax]

Jalapenos aren't spicy anymore. Or maybe they never were. I don't remember anything that ever happened to me in my life.

[Brandon 🫡 @braYYndon]

@asukenny02 Love the B&W. Old school cool.

[Brandon 🫡 @braYYndon]

OG white boy of the month is back

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for M. Night Shyamalan's ‘REMAIN’, starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Phoebe Dynevor.

The thriller follows a man who moves to a coastal town & is pulled into a deadly mystery by a supernatural woman.

In theaters on February 14, 2027.

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

i am prepared to deploy to the front to annex the Woodlands by force if necessary

[Joseph Miller v3.0 @JosephMillerv3]

Legendary stuff from the neighbors

[Brandon 🫡 @braYYndon]

@iamadrenaline_ do u have a spare ticket for sale 💀

[Investing Addict @InvestingAddict]

When you realize Valentine’s Day is for the boys this year.

[jay @dicaprioburner]

“Do you wanna watch a mov-“

Me asf:

[karina @tweetychickss]

we were eliminated but at least we were eliminated together ,,, 🇲🇽🇧🇷

[Advit @advitwake]

Brazil letting Neymar take the penalty
https://t.co/foU1lgAO2r

[MastaMunsta @MunstaMasta]

Happy 4th of July

[sheen @weedtoker1738]

mi tink mi gwaan tek mi grandma medication

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

your honor you know how a white boy get on twisted tea

[Governor Hot Wheels @GovHotWheels_TX]

Austin / Houston / Dallas

[Mihir @__mihir]

My landlord is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon