gooberito

pure of heart and dumb of ass • she/her

[gooberito @brazenburrito]

Born too late to discover the globe
Born too early to discover the galaxy
Born just time to discover the sinister sniler

[monkey & zoe ❤️ oreo 🌈 @oreoeocat]

@ge_oid

[gooberito @brazenburrito]

I wish I'd started SSRIs years earlier. I was treading water for so long.

[gooberito @brazenburrito]

Effexor isn't an SSRI, is notorious for having bad withdrawals, and people should not be in danger of killing themselves before they start meds. This guy has no idea what he's talking about

[TRANS RIGHTS | Jirachii ⭐ @1000Jirachi]

Hmmm...no community notes....that shit is real

[gooberito @brazenburrito]

r/WeddingAttireApproval is like here's this bedsheet dress that's too small with a thigh-high slit that washes me out, is it good for a formal dress code? Wedding is tomorrow btw

[gooberito @brazenburrito]

My furry daughter who is a Rhodes scholar and my furry daughter who dropped out of clown school

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

girl, the sneetches

[Violet Del Mar @Purplezmbiegrl]

She is one argument away from being homeless. Stay woke.

[anna @hard_boiledbabe]

Abysmal vibes in the groupchat today

[gooberito @brazenburrito]

I think Tuna wants to become a vegetarian

[gooberito @brazenburrito]

Sometimes I go to r/GirlDinnerDiaries when I feel like I don't have my shit together and need to be reminded how absolutely batshit some people's lives are

[gooberito @brazenburrito]

I think a lot about the talent of Christian Borle to effortlessly pull off this sweet ballad wearing a hoodie in a Barnes & Noble

https://t.co/gIuoVEmnHK

[gooberito @brazenburrito]

Their only daughter, my icon of a grandmother, turned 95 this week

[gooberito @brazenburrito]

My great grandparents on their wedding day in 1919. They were both 18 years old and their first child was born almost exactly 9 months later

[gooberito @brazenburrito]

Thinking about salami in the bag

[gooberito @brazenburrito]

Behold my mom's newest kitten, Brinley. On the right is her older brother, Finley

[gooberito @brazenburrito]

Send 100 Instagram reels a day

[🦪 @marygaitspill]

What do you even do if you’re in a relationship other than have sex and go eat at a restaurant and get engaged

[Jenni @hashjenni]

if mamdani could run for president he would win by a landslide it literally would not even be remotely close

[Elizabeth🦒 @oceana_roll]

Jean Ralphio

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

When something is advertised as “Fun for the whole family” I’m like u have no idea what the members of my family are capable of complaining about

[gooberito @brazenburrito]

Tuna and Violet spend a lot of time looking at the little window in our stairwell for no discernible reason and I tell myself it's because Zoey's spirit is watching them from there