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I’m not a raccoon I am a man

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Okay so I’m a hater for any movie based on a video game but like what if I wrote the screenplay for a Monument Valley movie I feel like there’s an idea here

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Every time I hate myself for speaking I remind myself that I do not speak as much as Michael Scott and that is a blessing

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@nettlestalker KILLING ME SOFTLY

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the shien pop up at brookside will be my undoing

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people think I’m rubbing my temples in an intellectual way but in reality I just have a constant nauseating headache forever

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angry because it’s a hot Aussie summer and not a fashionable great Gatsby summer

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Put on a random nature documentary and MORGAN FREEMAN IS NARRATING

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@miffysmotherrea The allergy scene always gets me like I actually feel sick when you see this poor man having an anaphylactic reaction all because of some stupid bunny like WHAT HOW IS HE THE HAD GUY

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@underr_control (did you throw up)

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Listening to country music in a cool way (Nancy Sinatra and Norah Jones)

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My father is the Snow White of modern suburbia

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escaping the rot.

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Guys I’ve been saying “don’t worry about it” genuinely so much recently. Like I really don’t want them to worry about it but like do people consider that statement to have some kind of hidden meaning? Like do people say “don’t worry about it” when they want you to worry about it?

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@like2piss I’ll tell him you say hi

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No I wasn’t looking at your lips because I want to kiss you I was looking at your lips because I was appreciating the intricacies of the human body

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@underr_control To be fair I feel like Hadestown is one of the lesser theatre-kid coded musicals

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Wait till I tell them I learnt how to write a screenplay by reading the opening scene from the Baby Driver script.

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It just occurred to me how frequently I have a midnight snack

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things go wrong if I spend an extended period of time away from Pinterest