lexie 😈✨

she/her ☀️ 21 ☀️ oh my, my. another very sexy lady with super big bazongas, are you free tonight?

[lexie 😈✨ @brdgtrll]

i need a bottle of pineapple mango svedka, an edible, a vibrator, and a bicep to bite.

[lexie 😈✨ @brdgtrll]

waka flocka you sucked tn

[faith 🍰 @itgirljuno]

overwatch drives tmrw

[Carl Barks @theCarlBarks]

"not well liked at Alveus" would fucking devastate me

[EMG Max Ketchum @MaxKetchum_]

My mayor is Muslim, my pizza is Italian, I’d kill myself before cheating on Megan Thee Stallion

[phoenix 🐺💎 @gayviatorr]

this revisionist history.... i #remember the discourse when ashe released back in 2018, she was called a widowmaker reskin all up and down the forums 😭

[Jus 🏳️‍⚧️ Cr: DOROHEDORO @rxgnir]

“ We will have a day where a transgender character will say proudly on screen that he’s a man and people will still try and deny his gender identity cause they’re attracted to something they are unfamiliar of. ”

[NRG 森 @sen_ebooks]

did the knicks win i want that my mayor muslim my bagels jewish my christian dior guy to be happy

[djay 𑣲 @ssolarism]

my duo listening to me call myself worthless and threaten suicide every time i die or miss my shots

[meg @urfriendmeg]

FUCK CARTER HART ALL MY HOMIES HATE CARTER HART

[faith @lesdayism]

MY HARRIS IS TEETER

[jane doe @soliloquillxo]

anyone who crops out mariska hargitay will suffer 10 biblical plagues

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

It's pretty crazy how we have both the World Cup and America 250 this year and almost no one cares about them because the administration has wholly sucked the joy out of even momentous national events.

[crawf @crawf34]

hey, tell them there’s a pedophile in attendance

[Bobby @mahasr199]

Your son goes to a mediocre private high school.

[cecidrai @cecidrais]

Larkin picking his teams by who has the most Jan 6 attendance allegations

[Tim @Timstillherelol]

It was in South Africa in 2010, and South Africa calls it soccer as well. It was in Japan in 2002, and Japan also calls it soccer. This is example # 5 million of people hating the US as an exercise in mindless bandwagoning. Hope this helps.

[Gabrielle Non Union @misslaurynmoses]

if a girl said this in 2008 they’d take you out back and shoot you

[morbidly obeast @STRONG_PlSS]

Honestly that was a huge blow for people who worked 2nd/3rd shifts

[girlsay. @_GirlSay]

it's like asking men to imagine us as people wtf