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Goodbye X

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Wow high school drama monologue

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Moved into my first new apartment since 2012. Can't wait to get all the stuff I need at Bed Bath and Beyond!

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

A bedtime story for your kids and MAGA
relatives…

Once upon a time, there were two businessmen, Don and Bob.

Both had roughly the same amount of stuff. They both wanted loans to get more stuff and grow their businesses.

Bob went to the bank for a loan. He told them how much stuff he had. The bank said they couldn’t loan Bob all the money he wanted coz he didn’t have enough stuff as collateral. Bob was sad and had to give up his dream of growing his business.

Don, on the other hand, went to the bank and exaggerated how much stuff he had. By a lot. Don was a slick talker and had false paperwork to show he had a lot more stuff than he really did. The bank felt more comfortable giving Don the loan, coz they believed he had enough stuff to offer as collateral. Don ended up getting more stuff and living large.

Who is the victim?

Not the bank. One could argue should’ve done their homework on slick-talking Don.

It’s Bob.

It’s the thousands of Bobs who follow the rules and don’t lie and cheat their way into a better life.

Who protects people like Bob?

Who makes sure the rules are fair for all?

The Southern District of New fucking York, that’s who.

The End.

[James F. Love IV @JamesFLoveIV]

This is the most phenomenal political add I have ever seen. It doesn’t just apply to North Dakota, it applies to every town, city and State in America.

Make it go viral.

[Katie Phang @KatiePhang]

THIS PART is the ONLY RELEVANT AND IMPORTANT part of Special Counsel Hur's report:

[Phil Hill @PhilOnEdTech]

Apparently @coursera didn't get the memo about OPM rev share being dead. YoY 12% growth in Q4 revenue for Degrees, 22% growth in students.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Let’s be honest, @foxnews is elder abuse.

Con artist that plays on unfounded fears for money and eyeballs.

Now they fear Taylor Swift, and still fear Mickey Mouse

It’s a sick organization, and it creates WEAK WHINEY people

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Be Best.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I don’t agree with Nikki Haley on everything, but we agree on this much: She is not Nancy Pelosi.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Elon's got me shadowbanned 5 ways to goddamn Mars so imma need you guys to retweet he harder than usual tonight. The safe word is #TrumpSmells

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Grrrrrrr! Wordle 878 X/6

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Nooooooooo. Wordle 867 X/6

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[Seth Magaziner @SethMagaziner]

This is outrageous and insulting.

Three weeks after Hamas murdered innocent children, House Republicans are trying to use support for Israel as a bargaining chip to defund the IRS and make it easier for billionaires to cheat on their taxes.

Not a good start, @SpeakerJohnson.

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

The new Republican Speaker Mike Johnson has voted AGAINST every gun legislation bill introduced to Congress. He voted against background checks. He voted against commonsense gun reform legislation. I don't want to hear a single thought or prayer from him. I want action. Now.

[Daveable @breadable]

October 19. Just heard the first Christmas song of the season at a store

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

Busted.

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The local craft marzen finals

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

Check out the guy who is single-handedly sabotaging the greatest military force on the planet.

Tommy Tuberville.

https://t.co/8Y4vzpylhx

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