eddie-san

Troll.

[eddie-san @breadandstew]

@AGENBORNA044 @davido I swear to God

[Godswill @godswillbtp]

She thought he wasn't attracted to her anymore.

That was the only explanation that made sense.

They'd been together eight months.
He texted her good morning every day.
He remembered she liked extra pickles.
He laughed at her bad jokes like they were good ones.

By every normal measure, things were fine.

Except when things got intimate.
Something changed.

The first time, he pulled back.
"Sorry. I'm just tired."

She believed him. Everyone gets tired.

The second time, he mumbled something about work.
She believed that too.

The third time, neither of them said anything.
They just lay there.
The silence did more talking than either of them wanted.

She started running the math in her head.
Was he seeing someone else?
Had she gained weight?
Did she say something wrong last week?

None of it added up.
But her brain kept trying anyway.

That's what brains do when something hurts and there's no explanation.
They invent one.

Meanwhile, he was doing his own quiet math.
He just wasn't sharing the results.

One night she finally asked, straight out.
"Are you still attracted to me?"

He looked genuinely startled.

"Of course I am. Why would you even ask that?"

"Then what's going on?"

He looked at the ceiling.
Then his hands.
Then finally at her.

"I don't know," he said. "It's been happening for months. I didn't know how to bring it up."

[eddie-san @breadandstew]

@kunleyr Hard fact

[Kunleyr ⍟ @kunleyr]

Many of us in Nigeria has never had up to 1M naira in our bank account

[Joyce ❤️🥹 @JoyEzenwafor]

Worship me!!

[eddie-san @breadandstew]

Wetin Peller papa dey do😭

[eddie-san @breadandstew]

@Amosbigdk @babyAirl Fb boss

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

WTF has Apple done to the keyboard? I haven’t backspaced and retyped so much in my life!!!!

[eddie-san @breadandstew]

@dianakpp Vital statistics straight from the near void inside your skull

[eddie-san @breadandstew]

Is it just me or are Airtel NG commiting daylight robbery by charging 2+ times for a single call?!!

[Peace @Peaceee21]

Back to work

[eddie-san @breadandstew]

Fawkkkkkk I don blowwwwww😭😭🔥🔥🔥

[eddie-san @breadandstew]

Are there actually femboys who like girls?

[motion. @hashtagtw0]

Life is easy when you've got multiple source of income.

[everybodyhatesCRAZE. @keshdelight]

Life as an engineer is so exhausting.

[eddie-san @breadandstew]

@Peacerayy Such a weird thing to say

[Peace 💕 @Peacerayy]

You can hardly ever find a guy who’s a virgin

[QUADRIGO🦅 @Quadrigo_001]

How do 9 - 5 workers survive?

Work -> pay bills -> be broke ->repeat the whole process

[🧚🏾‍♀️ @Ay_ooooo]

If you love to steal, become a politician

[Mighty @mightyishere]

500k verified timeline depressions?..
you've got this gng