Becca

just a big town girl living in a small world

[Becca @breadbecca]

disappointing way to start your day as a Dr Pepper fiend

[Becca @breadbecca]

the most prominent of the 23 flavors of a Verona, WI 20 oz bottle of Dr Pepper is lemon

[Becca @breadbecca]

nothing like taking a flight back to Wisconsin where approximately 25% of the plane is wearing some sort of Culver’s merch

[Becca @breadbecca]

coming out of my Twitter hiatus to remind everyone that my job is weird as hell and that hospitals are not nearly as put together as one would desire

[Becca @breadbecca]

if you had told me 2 years ago that I would be answering work emails at 10pm about urinalysis labels, I would’ve thought you were joking #WorkLifeBalance

[Becca @breadbecca]

however I did get to spread the gospel of Libby

[Becca @breadbecca]

starting a new project at work and doing an ice breaker with a subset of the folks I’ll be working with resulted in me knowing that one of the men spends HOURS of his day on gambling apps

[rani @Raniyuh]

idc how bad life gets i’m not reading a Colleen Hoover book

[Becca @breadbecca]

being a consultant is the corporate version of someone saying your joke slightly louder at the table

no thoughts, only repeating the same advice/comments with a 6 second delay

[Becca @breadbecca]

after having been on ~24 flights in the past year, Pepsi airports are the worst airports

[Becca @breadbecca]

@sana_alsalman godsend but now I don’t have anything to angry tweet about

[Becca @breadbecca]

when will I stop receiving Sewanee alcohol training overdue reminders and weather updates

[Becca @breadbecca]

Hey @TSA i have a flight in a few hours and my precheck status isn’t appearing on my boarding pass. My KTN is linked in the airline’s app - help me out?

[Becca @breadbecca]

things I have learned after having a man live with me for the past week and a half: I do, in fact, hate men

[The Killers @thekillers]

It’s Valentine’s Day. These two guys pedal up to you in their boat. What you doing?

[Becca @breadbecca]

23 vibes are finally taking meds for hormonal acne and adding in a little preventative retinol bc u have an irrational fear of aging

[Becca @breadbecca]

fave game to play at work — does this Eagle Scout looking man belong to the Eagle Scout interest group?

[Becca @breadbecca]

every man who is an Eagle Scout looks like an Eagle scout

[Becca @breadbecca]

@agemnight tweet in Middle English

[Becca @breadbecca]

leaving work at 3:51 :D
leaving work at 3:51 with 161 unread emails :o