flusky༚⁺˳✧༚

college dropout, relapsed alcoholic, gemini freak weirdo

[flusky༚⁺˳✧༚ @breaded_goose]

just drivin

[Moe 🧊 @MoeKJV1611jaja]

His eyes were a striking blue, like blue Gatorade, and his cheeks were flushed, like red Gatorade. His demeanor was mysterious, yet refreshing, like yellow Gatorade. And his shirt was the hue of orange Gatorade

[flusky༚⁺˳✧༚ @breaded_goose]

u dont realize how loud a taco bell soft shell taco is until ur trying to eat one next to a sleeping baby at 2 am

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

just went #4

[flusky༚⁺˳✧༚ @breaded_goose]

@bowlingallyyy absolutely crazy tweet when ur pfp is literally ur face

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

True 👍

[erin 𓆱 @btwntwinpeaks]

(hank hill rubbing his little butt) they don’t call her peggy for nothin’

[Marlboro Apologist @CyclicalYearner]

Horror game where your only source of light is when you hit your vape

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i would lay my life on the line for this little guy

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

if my 10 year old son said he was nervous to go to school i’d give him a xanax and 2 beers

[beloved donkey, Eeyore @UrineRecycler]

Suck a man’s dick and he’ll cum once. Teach a man to suck dick and he’ll be like that’s really not something I’m interested in. Could you just suck my dick again? Men these days don’t want to learn anything

[flusky༚⁺˳✧༚ @breaded_goose]

screentime says i was on the taco bell website longer than instagram today #progress

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

Who fucking closed last night?

[flusky༚⁺˳✧༚ @breaded_goose]

there was something trump did like a month ago that i actually supported but i cant even remember what it was bc of all the bad shit hes done after it

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

Convinced my 44 year old therapist to confront her husband about not liking her instagram posts and left the session feeling so empowered by the realization that while she can't make me better, i can make us both worse.