Bridget

she/her/hers

[Bridget @breadget13]

🥺

[Bridget @breadget13]

has anyone shown the aliens 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS or do i have to do everything myself?

[Bridget @breadget13]

joy always always always knows world and pop culture before i do, but not today.

today, for the first time ever, i got to tell joy the news.

aliens are real baby

[Bridget @breadget13]

no worst vibes than a suburban walmart at 5pm on a saturday 🥲

[Bridget @breadget13]

@WarlockCandy for free???!???

[Bridget @breadget13]

interior design is my passion

[Bridget @breadget13]

happy goth day to all those who celebrate!

and to those who don’t, sorry to inform you that this little family is cooler than yours could ever be

[it's dev! @DevPalmer]

hi everyone!!!!! my extremely self-indulgent rpgmaker horror game is FINISHED and you can PLAY it for FREE on ITCH! ⬇️

[Bridget @breadget13]

@waltersn512 that’s very smart. i’ve just been planning in my head what we want to paint and what we want to change but I feel like I instantly forget what everything looks like presently

[Bridget @breadget13]

it’s so weird that i’ve bought a house and yet i have to keep looking at the listing on zillow because while i thought i took enough pictures i most certainly did not

[Bridget @breadget13]

tfw she wants to watch numb3rs

[Bridget @breadget13]

family photos ✨😘

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

be fr would y’all be mad at me if i thought i was a little bisexual

[That auntie with the Altima @dmills3288]

I really hope Megan can find some type of relief. She’s owed every single apology and them some. My heart just breaks for her.

[Bridget @breadget13]

in love with our niece playing pokémon with joy. she’s coming up with some excellent names like “dirty dog”

[Bridget @breadget13]

i was having some troubles with the power steering on my car and turns out my pump is broken, my brakes are broken beyond repair and i have a gas leak 🥲

[Bridget @breadget13]

in all my time of going to doctors, i can definitely say the worst behaved people are little old ladies. why are they so ready to cuss someone out when their appointment was at 8 and it’s now 8:03 and their name hasn’t been called yet

[Bridget @breadget13]

we’ve been engaged for 14 days and today was the day of the dreaded “hey babe,,, have you seen my ring”

squid had hit it under the bed