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dni meany pants

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Kinda related but my mom does not allow anyone’s kids over alone w me and my sister because “that is one misunderstanding of a child away from you getting an allegation and arrested”

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@buffukeeater I cannot stand the smell 😭 not saying much tbf cause I can’t stand most smells but generally I don’t think people like it (at least here(?))

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@buffukeeater It’s smellier, so you can’t do it in/before/after school without questions. Other shit is easier but genuinely nobody cares here unless you smell like weed then people get annoyed

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I just saw my password as someone's twitter username

[LukeCB14 @LukeCB14]

The Shieldburst aspect:

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@buffukeeater I dunno most shit here is edibles and carts I’ve never actually seen or heard anyone besides like a teacher mention smoking actual weed

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@buffukeeater Amazing, I’ve had a lot of people offer me but I just don’t

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@buffukeeater Tbf I’m in a legal state so as long as you’re 21 you can just buy weed even though fake ids don’t work if you know an adult it’s comical

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@buffukeeater 80???? Dawg I could go up to like 20 guys with 20 bucks and get one 😭 what the fuck I’m sober and I wouldn’t survive

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@buffukeeater It’s so comically common here that the teachers just know people hit their carts in the bathrooms and just accept it atp

[dj ‹𝟹 @ssolarism]

overwatch’s social media team getting as bored as their playerbase

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@Mrslapnuts5 Gmkmkdddddklofrknkrnm is the highlight of every morning

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I’ve been feeling kinda shit lately but I always know my daily Garfield comics got me. What a fucking hilarious cat.

[Daily Garfcast @DailyGarfcast]

Garfield by Jim Davis for Sun, 26 Jul 2026

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Ignoring the elephant in the room

[the earth says.. hello! @xie33xie1937562]

full sugar coke

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Sinclair 🤤

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@ilovebagel00 BIG MAN TAKANAKA!!!!

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@easternoctavian God damn that looks delicious

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this was really some hating ass shit. why can't spongebob be cheeked up

[logan ☮🔻 @S0NGT0THESIREN]

british comedy showwriters in the 2000s whenever the material had the slightest hint of going a bit dry:

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I should make an account where I post nothing but my freakiest ideas on gurt