Amber

Official creator of Grill Toledo - Grill Fantasy bandcamp cult classic she/her

[Amber @breadislike]

first guy to ever eat paper: *dry chewing*mmhm.. gmmgn.. its a bit dry.. maybe *sips water* *dampened chewing*mhmchm.. okay yeah, yeah.. okay.. maybe. i dont know.. maybe like some salt or, paprika. i dont know

[Amber @breadislike]

every ex athlete who suffered a horrible injury or extenuating circumstance which prevented them from continuing to play: i would’ve definitely made it

[Amber @breadislike]

my life is like flint lockwood from the cloudy matballs

[Amber @breadislike]

did we REALLY notice the humble soace telescope. i smell a sopboxpera

[ak @en2mbed]

@breadislike she who has not tasted pinenuts says sawdust

[Amber @breadislike]

hey wait i wasnt finidhed witht that one yet

[Amber @breadislike]

guy: hey can i get a shot of vodka
bartender: sure

[Amber @breadislike]

@woahohwoahoh the debut

[Amber @breadislike]

r/twosentencehorror

[Amber @breadislike]

they said that pine nuts would have a ‘buttery texture’ .. said the guy who eats sawdust as butter

[Amber @breadislike]

@en2mbed i could do 8

[Amber @breadislike]

if elon ever gets to mars i have a suspicious traffic will become worse

[Amber @breadislike]

*me going through my youtube history* man ive already seen all of those

[Amber @breadislike]

@assqqqqqq @Mario_Stifano happened to a friend of mine near coles express

[Amber @breadislike]

@assqqqqqq yeah we got something big goin on at Swanson & Swanson Smith St. Ave. & Diego Rd. 86 Unit 9

[Amber @breadislike]

please puberty just a little longer i don’t need chest hair at this point in my life

[Amber @breadislike]

@OTerrifying @cars_enjoyer nahh bowsers castle bouta land on their ass 😭

[Amber @breadislike]

@AriDrennen me

[Amber @breadislike]

@AleksandrMCYT @miloneedhelp real please

[Amber @breadislike]

@miloneedhelp ALL MY HOMIES HATE SAN ANTONIIO BARBERSHOP … and be for real. rhey dont even sing barbershop there

[Amber @breadislike]

since we landed on the moon you ever noticed how traffic is way worse