Bradley Yeldarb

I may not be the smartest but at least I'm also dumb. Roll Clones

[Bradley Yeldarb @BreadMan6942O]

@MrSeaBeans Everyone thinks they're a big shitter until a real big shitter shows up

[Bradley Yeldarb @BreadMan6942O]

One of the movers absolutely nuked our downstairs bathroom. Honestly impressed

[Bradley Yeldarb @BreadMan6942O]

@MrSeaBeans Unfortunately the tank is empty as of 7 and then again at 8 this morning

[Bradley Yeldarb @BreadMan6942O]

Bro, I love the off-putting and slightly threatening, yet intriguing tone you convey in your tweets

[Bradley Yeldarb @BreadMan6942O]

Watching jeopardy with my daughter and she didn't get a single answer right 🤣🤣🤣

[Bradley Yeldarb @BreadMan6942O]

Last day of work is today so I'll be playing clash royale at my desk the entire time. Might throw on a movie, Obsession is supposed to be pretty good

[Bradley Yeldarb @BreadMan6942O]

@MybEarner @mattstruz Heck yes man! I always go a few hours early to hit up some of the lac' pods (lactation pods)

[Bradley Yeldarb @BreadMan6942O]

It's maroon polo day. They are firing. Everyone without a maroon polo. Today. Luckily, I came prepared

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The Backshot Rooms

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Pretty SHORT career

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Ravens waived QB Diego Pavia.

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Offering the Safelite glass guy a lick of my Fun Dip

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@MybEarner When I'm president my first order of business will be a ban on lactation discrimination

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I'm at the airport jerking off in the lactation pod

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Put me in any room and I'll find a spider with 30 seconds

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Fat bitch at the airport information stand demanding to know where the whataburger is

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Croats and Serbs in the 90's:

[DColdest @DColdestt]

Dirty ass motherfuckers, fuck you Bosnia.

[Bradley Yeldarb @BreadMan6942O]

Taking my infant to Hot Topic

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Uber driver played the entire "Watch the Throne" album and was swiping on hinge during the trip. 5 stars

[Bradley Yeldarb @BreadMan6942O]

Took 2 shits today, scooped my cat's litter, and changed my kid's diaper. My life revolves around bowel movements now

[Bradley Yeldarb @BreadMan6942O]

Babe, I would love to be at home to help with the newborn, but there's some sort of mantis shrimp documentary on at the gym. I'll be back when its over