Mr Sea Beans

Roll Clones. Go Cowboys

[9ine* @famizdaveee]

if i like her she only gets 25 chances to act right #flexibleprogram

[James “Chadderall” Cheswick @cranialfissure]

Women love short-form entertainment until my 5’9 friend tries chatting them up

[Mr Sea Beans @MrSeaBeans]

Boss ladies hit me up

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Stay-at-home boyfriends and husbands are on the rise as women overtake men in U.S. payroll jobs.

[Mr Sea Beans @MrSeaBeans]

@Gulliberg58 @FSUmollz Best of 7 series

[Mr Sea Beans @MrSeaBeans]

What’s my play here

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

if you’re unemployed you’re legally required to start running in the direction of the amber alert

[Mr Sea Beans @MrSeaBeans]

They are saying this is the best summer to be unemployed

[Mr Sea Beans @MrSeaBeans]

Super stoked to be unemployed during Shark Week

[Joben @icebergs1mpson]

Got the friggin lettuce virus from 12 Guinness last night

[Mr Sea Beans @MrSeaBeans]

Glad my Cubs friends can finally go to a game

[Bleacher Nation @BleacherNation]

Wrigley Field Designated a Certified Autism Center, the First Such MLB Ballpark
https://t.co/APOUuAFcHu

[Baltimore Memes @BaltimoreMemes]

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[Mr Sea Beans @MrSeaBeans]

Just tipped the waiter $10 in Prague and he almost started crying

[Charlie James @malecowgirl]

i arrive to your pool party, wearing goggles i brought from home, ready to enter the pool - i bring no treat to share, no verbal greeting. this is about access to a pool for me

[Mr Sea Beans @MrSeaBeans]

Prague is cool

[Mr Sea Beans @MrSeaBeans]

Unfortunately British Hinge is scary place

[Mr Sea Beans @MrSeaBeans]

@BreadMan6942O As is tradition

[Mr Sea Beans @MrSeaBeans]

Life at the airport is so much better when you’re hammered

[Mr Sea Beans @MrSeaBeans]

The cuckatorium

[Robin Nelson @XycronVA]

Just found the worst movie theater seat of all time

[J. Mangual @MLBShotsFired]

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

[chl$ @chelsssseeeea]

Getting called to the managers office at JP Morgan