Seth🌪️🌪️

I sleep in a big bed with my wife. Iowa State ΘΞ retiree, god awful Marvel3 player

[Arc @arctanno]

curious

[levi @hughhcney]

right wingers say the dumbest shit like “the office couldn’t air today bc of WOKE 😂” and meanwhile this is what your average leftist is watching

[Despachico @_CHlCO]

If you wanna support both Mexicans and Asians today buy some Panda Express

[The Ten Thousand Man @slime_machine]

took a shit so big I feel like I can see better

[𑁍 @luuucas1k]

for every time Mexico scores tonight I take a shot of tequila and for every time South Korea scores I take a shot of soju 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[kys 4 africa @bigsnugga]

craziest 180 in rhetoric ive ever seen, iran had them bent over biting the mattress my god

[✰ @breathinjennies]

this tweet being the moment we were freed

[kelsey sutton @kelseytsutton]

quit my job today and a sales guy out of Germany sent me an incredibly heartfelt slack thanking me for teaching him the phrase “does a bear shit in the woods” when responding to something that is an obvious yes 😭

[rae 🏒 szn @raeziIla]

yes christians in america make up their own problems and blame everyone else

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

Tonight, we let the Greg Oden weed Everclear talk

[Political Punk @actingliketommy]

This is what the "Christian" players on the San Francisco Giants were doing before they were crying about pride month

[Iheartjustice @IHeartjustice_]

My time at the aquarium has taught me that there are 3 types of fish :

- Cute
- Big
- Dark Souls boss

[kate bush’s husband @airbagg3d]

Hollywood agencies are scouring Reddit for short stories and ideas that could be turned into movies following the success of 'Backrooms'

(via @THR)

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

I think Elon Musk should take up going everywhere in a helicopter. A busy, important trillionaire should get everywhere he's going quickly, safety be damned.

[Brooke from Let’s Not Date @TheLetsNotDate]

Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently. I celebrate by convincing men the woman that they just sent unsolicited penile photography to is their daughter.

[Ted🌲 @punishedforest]

I just tried Culver’s and I can confirm that the Midwesterners are alright.

[Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson]

Human sacrifice of a guy in a pop tarts costume.

[Australizen @australizen]

@aeugchad Hircine watching himself not get mentioned once

[guardsman basil gaming @LasgunSunflower]

@aeugchad Kid named Sanguine