quit my job today and a sales guy out of Germany sent me an incredibly heartfelt slack thanking me for teaching him the phrase “does a bear shit in the woods” when responding to something that is an obvious yes 😭
I think Elon Musk should take up going everywhere in a helicopter. A busy, important trillionaire should get everywhere he's going quickly, safety be damned.
Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently. I celebrate by convincing men the woman that they just sent unsolicited penile photography to is their daughter.