Ted🌲

☦︎ @ted_fren

[Ted🌲 @punishedforest]

Good morning Colorado, I am inside you.🌄

[Forester🌲 @forestpilled]

they’re going to call us not wanting our wilds destroyed extremist.

not wanting AI given to children will be illegal.

‘extremism’ doesn’t exist, only the longhouse’s weaponization of language.

[Ted🌲 @punishedforest]

@RockBtmEntries The 200 is basically the line in the sand for me trading anything, not just silver. In other words, dead until proven otherwise.

[Ted🌲 @punishedforest]

@WAR527 For every call buyer there has to be a seller so neither I guess? But higher options volume means higher expected volatility and that’s bullish if that volatility is realized to the upside.

[Ted🌲 @punishedforest]

You lose money gambling on imaginary internet money. I lose my entire net worth on leveraged bets on egg futures. We are not the same.

[Barchart @Barchart]

BREAKING 🚨: Eggs

Egg Prices have now collapsed 98% from their March 2025 all-time high and are now at their lowest price in over a decade 🥚📉🥳

[Ted🌲 @punishedforest]

@BarnsWallisMD We love our bovines, don’t we folks?

[Ted🌲 @punishedforest]

How we doin’ folks? It’s been a while.

[Ted🌲 @punishedforest]

@StirfryIllegals What’s crackin Doomer, elite @ you’ve procured for yourself

[Ted🌲 @punishedforest]

@CajunRacc Still swimming in a pot of gumbo down on the bayou?

Had to touch a whole lot of grass buddy, but I’m glad to be back.

[Ted🌲 @punishedforest]

@AntParsonsMusic Glory to God, I’m glad your troubles are almost over.

[Ted🌲 @punishedforest]

@brianmkandrew Just looking at this gave me the meat sweats

[Ted🌲 @punishedforest]

Jewish boss gassed me up in my year end performance review to make sure I got the max bonus, sometimes it pays to be the good goy.

[Ted🌲 @punishedforest]

Blessed Sunday

[Ted🌲 @punishedforest]

Pillaging third world countries of resources is how you get a GF in 2026