I have a confession.
Roc Nation has been paying me to support Megan.
They also paid off all the jury members to convict Tory.
And they bribed the judge, too. Jay-Z did a verse for his grandson's new album.
They paid off Megan's doctor to lie about the bullet fragments. She was never shot.
The LA police are all on Jay's payroll. And it doesn't stop with LA, but you're not ready to hear that part.
The Mexican guy who stabbed Tory - who do you think paid him to do that? You already know the answer to that.
The 3 supreme court judges who denied Tory's appeal - all paid off by the Roc Mafia.
Jay also paid Trump NOT to pardon Tory. Even though it's a state case, Trump can only pardon federal cases. But knowing Trump likes to bend the rules, Jay wasn't taking any chances.
I can't keep these lies secret anymore. If this is my last tweet, you know who silenced me.
Ann and I are deeply saddened by the passing of Stalwart Councillor Artis Neely a towering figure in the Progressive Liberal Party and a beloved son of West End.
His passing is a major loss for the PLP, for Grand Bahama, and for The Bahamas.
Artis Neely lived with purpose. He stood for something. His belief in the ideals of the Progressive cause shaped decades of political and economic life in West Grand Bahama. And when he gave you his word, you could count on it. He was steady in storms, firm in conviction, and generous in service.
He carried the pride of West End everywhere he went. He believed in its potential and worked every day to see it flourish. As a businessman, he invested in its future. As a political foot soldier, he shaped its direction. He gave his time, his resources, and his voice to the development of the community he loved.
For me personally, Artis was a guide and a friend during my early days in Grand Bahama. He helped shape the path I walked in both law and politics. He played that role for so many who came through the ranks of our party offering quiet leadership and loyalty.
To Mrs. Neely, the children, and the extended family, Ann and I extend our deepest condolences. Grand Bahama has lost a true son. West End has lost one of its strongest advocates. And our country has lost a man whose example will be remembered long after the tears have dried.
May his soul rest in peace.