☁️ CLOUD BREAD 🍞 Only 2 Ingredients! (High Protein, Low Carb)
Just tried this viral fluff and it’s insane. Light as a cloud, tastes like actual bread, zero guilt. Perfect for keto, high-protein diets, or just when you’re craving something fresh out the oven.
Recipe (makes 1 loaf):
• 3 eggs (yolks + whites separated)
• 150g Greek yogurt (or lactose-free)
• Pinch of salt (optional)
How to make it:
1. Whip egg whites to stiff peaks (electric mixer works best).
2. Mix yolks + Greek yogurt until smooth.
3. Gently fold whites into yolk mix (don’t overmix – keep it airy!).
4. Pour into parchment-lined loaf tin.
5. Bake at 170°C / 340°F for 25-30 min until golden.
6. Cool slightly, slice & enjoy.
Macros (whole loaf approx): ~300 kcal | 33g protein | ~5-7g carbs | ~15g fat.
This thing pulls apart like fresh sourdough but it’s basically pure protein. Game changer for breakfast, sandwiches, or snacking.
If you ever have made this feel free to reply.
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Comparing the ingredients of America’s number 1 selling tortilla brand “Mission,” available in every grocery store, to tortillas from a Mexican market
The Mission tortillas are filled with chemicals, preservatives and artificial ingredients
The Mexican market tortillas contain “Corn and water. That’s it”
Mission Tortillas in American grocery stores include
- Enriched Bleached Flour (Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid)
- Vegetable Shortening (Interesterified and Hydrogenated Soybean Oils)
- Sugar, Baking Soda, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Distilled Monoglycerides, Enzymes, Fumaric Acid, Calcium Propionate and Sorbic Acid
A literal science experiment
Make America Healthy Again
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If it rewarded talent, it would be artists, writers, and creators.
If it rewarded hard work, it would be cleaners, laborers, and service workers.
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Mamaw's Homemade Bread
Ingredients:
7 cups lukewarm water
6 tbsp sugar
6 tsp salt
6 tsp instant dry yeast
7 tbsp olive oil
15-16 cups bread flour, as needed to make a smooth dough Directions:
In a large bowl put the water, sugar, and salt.
Sprinkle the yeast on top. Add the oil and stir in flour. Continue adding flour and kneading until a smooth elastic dough is formed.
Knead for about 6-8 minutes.
Cover with a cloth and let rise until doubled, about an hour.
Oil hands and punch down dough. Oil the bowl, flip the dough, cover with a cloth, and let rise again until doubled, about an hour.
Punch down dough and divide equally between 6 loaf pans. Shape loaves and place in oiled bread pans. Cover and let rise for 30 minute. Bake at 375 degrees for 30 minutes or until lightly browned on top.
Butter tops of loaves if desired.
Yield: 6 loaves
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- Drink alcohol until your liver gives out
- Smoke until your lungs do
- Eat processed food until you're diabetic at 34
- Take pharmaceuticals with 35 listed side effects
- Get a tattoo from a bloke named Spider in his garage
- Jump out of a plane
- Climb a mountain in winter
- Swim with sharks for fun
But they'll protect you from:
- Raw milk. From a healthy cow. On a clean farm. Down the road.
Funny, that.
Raw milk doesn't need processing plants, pasteurisation lines, distribution networks, or corporate intermediaries taking a cut at every stage. The farmer sells it. You buy it. The transaction is finished.
No middleman. No margin. No quarterly report.
Call it a safety concern if you like. The supply chain knows what it really is: a threat to the business model.
The regulations exist to protect the revenue, not the people drinking from it.
Know the difference.