meltdownsimulator

everyone else sees it, why don’t you?

[meltdownsimulator @breakdownsim]

@42069volshebnik

[the wizard @42069volshebnik]

call me dick van dyke the way i fucked that lesbian in a Volkswagen van

[the wizard @42069volshebnik]

Xbox stoner physiognomy

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: The warden of the jail where Andrew Tate is being held has asked people to stop mailing bottles of BBQ sauce addressed to Tate’s cannibal cell mate with the label “Tate Sauce.”

[vera @donogheart]

My Google maps won’t load and Now it’s like i’ve entered an Alternate timeline where the Louisiana purchase never happened

[meltdownsimulator @breakdownsim]

Mexican dude with an edgar cut thats way too comfortable saying the N word in public simulator

[meltdownsimulator @breakdownsim]

Oh yeah this one is way worse than the collets.

[meltdownsimulator @breakdownsim]

Here’s a hard one

Simulator son or Howler daughter?

[HowlingBermanSimulator @MichaelSykesJr]

Palestinian Jew Cult

[Bot Simulator @BurnerVonBot]

Obsessive psychosis is when you keep hosting spaces about a guy you hate, just so you can talk about him, and dedicate your entire Twitter presence to him. Or it's love. I can't tell.

[meltdownsimulator @breakdownsim]

@1shotML Let me back in you little coward @1shotML

[meltdownsimulator @breakdownsim]

These are all things I can work on fortunately!

[Warrior Simulator @PvtPilotAbilene]

🤷

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

Imagine how good this must feel: swimming so fast at another fish and slamming into it so hard it vaporises. Orcas really are remarkable creatures.

[Dr Death @DrDeath1776]

Listen I don't like politicans... HOWEVER!

[meltdownsimulator @breakdownsim]

Taking a 3 pound sledge to the door handle cause the latch is stuck and the door won’t open simulator

[meltdownsimulator @breakdownsim]

@cmoonXV You’ve lost all agency over yourself @cmoonXV you even said if you knew this was connected to a terrorist organization before hand you wouldn’t have done it. 1shot and his friends control you.

[meltdownsimulator @breakdownsim]

Insufficient toilet paper simulator

[meltdownsimulator @breakdownsim]

@1shotML There are only 3 maoistlandlord @1shotML

[meltdownsimulator @breakdownsim]

@1shotML @1shotML add me back you coward