Sam Altman's Hiring Manager

6'4" btw

[Sam Altman's Hiring Manager @breakfast_nyc]

how can i lock in when she commanded my attention so effortlessly?

[Sam Altman's Hiring Manager @breakfast_nyc]

@nathansnonsense when do i get my free dinner nathan

[Sam Altman's Hiring Manager @breakfast_nyc]

any drug recs that will make me feel like those 3 days when she actually loved me before she got bored?

[Sam Altman's Hiring Manager @breakfast_nyc]

@kneeco__ what about head shoulders knees and toes kneeco

[Sam Altman's Hiring Manager @breakfast_nyc]

anyone who unironically believes in the hypergamy meme has never been to an SEC school because what do you mean blonde ella langley is in a 3 year relationship with what is functionally danny devito with a full head of hair?

[Sam Altman's Hiring Manager @breakfast_nyc]

@nathanleexyz insightful. thanks nathan!

[Sam Altman's Hiring Manager @breakfast_nyc]

This thing on? haha

[Sam Altman's Hiring Manager @breakfast_nyc]

@ehalm_ GUIDE

[Sam Altman's Hiring Manager @breakfast_nyc]

@ehalm_ thank you emmet halm

[Sam Altman's Hiring Manager @breakfast_nyc]

@kneeco__ THANK YOU KNEECO

[Sam Altman's Hiring Manager @breakfast_nyc]

prefer to be called "drill sergeant" instead of "daddy" in bed tbh

[Sam Altman's Hiring Manager @breakfast_nyc]

@sixsocialapp this doesn't even make sense anamika

[Sam Altman's Hiring Manager @breakfast_nyc]

@brentsmith1024 i'll do better next time Brent J. Smith

[Sam Altman's Hiring Manager @breakfast_nyc]

she's a freshman at a hackathon and i'm claude code the way she makes me generate slop

[Sam Altman's Hiring Manager @breakfast_nyc]

yes elon, i do want more goonbots

[Sam Altman's Hiring Manager @breakfast_nyc]

https://t.co/fYHSpMh4MV

[Sam Altman's Hiring Manager @breakfast_nyc]

@orthonormie @rerecursing somewhere between east new york and brownsville

[Sam Altman's Hiring Manager @breakfast_nyc]

databricks series k wtf lol

[Sam Altman's Hiring Manager @breakfast_nyc]

chamath my failed spac king

[Sam Altman's Hiring Manager @breakfast_nyc]

sf is such a corny city holy cornballs