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Cranky Fandom Grandpa. Knife and Spatula Enthusiast. Wrote a Fic or 5. They/Any. Ship/Let Ship. Too old and tired for drama. 🔞 NSFW (header art @MizuShibaPL)

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(Drolly Fic Master List 🔪🔥)
Hello! I am an old fandom gay who got thawed out of internet stasis and is now writting fics about the military recruitment propaganda boys boinking. Here are those fics:

[eNhades @solaranalog]

#Kinktober day 18
somebody has been naughty ;)

[eNhades @solaranalog]

#Kinktober 17
pov
you are helping out a homie relieve some stress

[eNhades @solaranalog]

cw trans soap
frotting w/ size diff is hot

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@Wrathful_Lamb I will fuck up a instant noodles - like a Samyang Buldak with a chunk of plastic american cheese with a few extra fixings.

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Stole from Nox lol More questions!

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@Wrathful_Lamb Its real hard to pick THE FAVORITE? But A favorite? Lets go with Glitterbug by the Wombats.

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@Kassiopeia62 I travel a fuck load for work and family stuff so mostly everywhere in the US, the main big hubs of Canada, chunks of Mexico (though I'd really like to go back and actually spend some real time in Mexico City and hit some museums) and most chunks of Europe.

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@Kassiopeia62 I read/listen to a lot of non-fiction because I can consume audiobooks super fast. I got Ben Mckenzie's book on Crypto (and how much of a scam it is), Easy Money. It was nothing I didn't mostly know and sorta confirmed all my priors but it was a well-written ride.

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@Sara_Beth_1 I love Oreo shit . Salted caramel is also usually great. But also I'm still like... 12 so birthday cake or cake batter will also get me and blue moon.

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@Luna93Blue Unsurprisingly I love Halloween but also... Thanksgiving? Obviously American Thanksgiving has super fucked up history but I unironically love cooking an 18lb bird perfectly and having a house full of people to feed.

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@vhscowboy @PILLSOPA Add Wrath in spirit lol I think they're gonna catch up and watch it tomorrow.

It's ligit one of the best pieces of media I've ever experienced

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@NOXTXRNAL Did someone ask 22 yet?

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My personal head canon has always been: Soap is CK underwear model cut, sub 10% body fat - he's in the gym constantly but moreso hit the lucky jackpot on genetics bc loves carbs and booze + Ghost is built like the lovechild of a eastern block powerlifter and a diesel backhoe

[noc 🧼💀🧢💰🪳 @nocturnalbirb]

I know I’ve said this before but peak Ghost to me is weightlifter shaped Ghost. He’s clawed every bit of meat and fat onto his bones from a lifetime of hard times and he is proud of every bit of it. He is dense and fat and capable of benching obscene amounts and he is so pleased.

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@vhscowboy @PILLSOPA Colt it is SO GOOD

[🔞FreezyPigeon🔞 COMMS CLOSED! (MDNI) @FreezyPigeon]

Thats just how every other training play out at that point-
gaz and price in the background like: 😐🙄
#ghoap #Ghost #Soap #GhostSoap #NSFW

[Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan]

It is extremely important to the entire United States of America that tomorrow night at the Knicks game they show Trump on the big screen and everyone boos and then they immediately show Zohran on the big screen and everyone cheers. Please have this teed up @TheGarden

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I’ll never forget the time an interviewer asked Johnny Knoxville about the homoerotic subtext in Jackass and he got mad at them for calling it subtext.

[wow.bro @Wow9Bro]

Soap’s a bit tied up 🪢

[•🐾Southpauz🐾 • @SouthpauzArt]

If the boos in that stadium aren't loud enough to break my windows in Minnesota I will be very disappointed in New York