Keith Dawson 🇺🇸

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[Keith Dawson 🇺🇸 @breakfastschool]

Crazy that a journey to see the wreckage of a ship doomed by the arrogance and greed of its creators was doomed by the arrogance and greed of its creators.

[Keith Dawson 🇺🇸 @breakfastschool]

.@ChipsAhoy delete your account

[Keith Dawson 🇺🇸 @breakfastschool]

.@Elon let me know if twitter needs a fake cardiologist. I am good tweet man, work hard for many bucks.

[Keith Dawson 🇺🇸 @breakfastschool]

.@Twitter delete your account.

[Keith Dawson 🇺🇸 @breakfastschool]

Dear @ChipsAhoy ,

delete your account.

Yours,
Keith

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[Keith Dawson 🇺🇸 @breakfastschool]

@CNBC Cartoons

[Keith Dawson 🇺🇸 @breakfastschool]

Winning time is good but how come they never just show the damn game.

[Keith Dawson 🇺🇸 @breakfastschool]

I'm sorry but does this latest version of Jack Reacher have stretch Armstrong arms or what? From the trailer it doesn't even look like he can reach that far.

@amazon @JeffBezos pls respond.

[Keith Dawson 🇺🇸 @breakfastschool]

Just a reminder that I am the highest-paid fake cardiologist of the Pittsburgh sports media.

[Mark Madden @MarkMaddenX]

Just a reminder that I am the highest-paid of the Pittsburgh sports media.

[Keith Dawson 🇺🇸 @breakfastschool]

Lysol #ProtectingHomeBase - Share & enter to win https://t.co/yFVoHkMCFH

[Keith Dawson 🇺🇸 @breakfastschool]

Oh geez, I doubt we even get our deposit back…

Welcome to life in Biden’s America. https://t.co/gNgIENpcJz

[Keith Dawson 🇺🇸 @breakfastschool]

We eat eggs in the morning to punish birds for waking us up.

[Keith Dawson 🇺🇸 @breakfastschool]

.@tedcruz shut up and dribble.

[Keith Dawson 🇺🇸 @breakfastschool]

@KDPomp Hey bob what do you think about all the craziness in Washington today?

[Keith Dawson 🇺🇸 @breakfastschool]

Buy 3 get 1 free tire deals are total scams. CARS ONLY NEED THREE WHEELS!!!

[Keith Dawson 🇺🇸 @breakfastschool]

@BishopZubik Must be a relief that you won’t have to cover up for child molestors this year.

God bless!
-Keith

[Keith Dawson 🇺🇸 @breakfastschool]

Not a lot of people know this, but back in 2000 I legally changed my last name from Dawson, to “Wehadababyitsaboy”.

[Keith Dawson 🇺🇸 @breakfastschool]

To all candidates: what will you do about our national issue with cacophonous, poorly moderated debates? #DemDebate

[Keith Dawson 🇺🇸 @breakfastschool]

.@MikeBloomberg please pass all further questions, no one cares. #DemDebate

[Keith Dawson 🇺🇸 @breakfastschool]

@JoeBiden what is your plan to deal with nuclear skeletons and are you willing to make a pledge today that you are not one and have never worked with them?