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@yozootiedbitch @dardezindagii Love that song

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@dardezindagii Kripaya prateeksha karein.
Aap kataar mein hain

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@santoshyadav455 @Rambhakt1108 @realwajidkhan Kyunki mahamanav ka yahi style hai. Khud kuchh karenge nahi, kisi aur ko aane nahi denge. Bas dharm aur farzi rashtravaad ka afeem chataayenge

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@Rambhakt1108 @realwajidkhan Sahi kaha. Pragati ke liye chuno Tadipaar Mota Bhai, non-biological Maha-Maanav, Chhota Fanta.

Aur Pragati kyu na ho. Ye tonti aur chaara jaise maamuli cheezein nahi churaate. Hum sab ka batva chura ke Adani ki jholi mei daalte hai.

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@Ask2Vipul @dwivedi_ji12 @Uppolice How? Have you been to Kamakhya or Kalighat?

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@KiritMShah @Pushpendra8454 @theskindoctor13 But wasn't Musk every Bhakt-boy's dream sugar-daddy till a few months back? Can't trust anyone eh?

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@Pushpendra8454 @theskindoctor13 So you are admitting that if hacking were possible, your masters (who allow your tongues in their posteriors) would have blatantly done so. The only barrier is the possibility of it all. Yeah? Ok.

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@theskindoctor13 @wrotagonist Has godi news yet apologized for blatantly peddling science fiction on day 1 of notebandi? Remember that whole nonsense about there being a chip inside the note?

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@butternaan_81 Chaahiye na, hugs, head kisses sab chaahiye.

Sex ke baad exhausted ho jaate Hain na

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@abhiandniyu Relax dude. It's just a polite way of saying you lick his ass. Now don't ask for a clip of that.

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@saumya1singh Ye aajkal yes we exist ka masla samajh nahi aata mujhe

Ek kuchh mundane sa likh ke ye bol dena, yes we exist.

Didi alien describe Kia tha kya abhi-abhi upar?

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@_reema_art_10 Dog walking, sitting. The money can be spent on ads. Goes without saying, they should be a dog person

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@cherrrryyyyylll @chummadeserving The guy is so getting jacked

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@ErWrite @cricketizlife You gotta be kidding

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@juliethardt If you mean cunnilingus, I gotta say I've never met these women you claim to be representing

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@its_anika00 😁

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@_shavashava_ Personally I don't. And if it offends anyone, it's their problem. Not yours.

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@parnikachhabra That's exactly why she ends up getting played. Played to wahi ho gaya when she fell for him.

In the world of pop-psychology, we call it the 'Frog Prince' syndrome.

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@1fcid It was a hint. He wanted you to be the cone

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@LonelySailor20 @unknown_flngs1 Oh boy. If men could handle emotions better, we wouldn't have so much violent crime (and all of it justified by 'emotional turmoil').