Dan

I see everything twice.

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@Acyn SO WEIRD

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@KevinMyattWx What was your storm total?
Seemed like it barely rained overnight, certainly a lot less than originally predicted.

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@CaraModisett @capitalweather @KevinMyattWx @WHSVnews https://t.co/yxm3dpAWin

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@realmsnatalie @3YearLetterman @NikkiHaley @HaileeSteinfeld @HailstormBrew @HIPAAWatch @DennysDiner @dennisrodman @carmenelectra @DavidHasselhoff Tulsa is a city in Ohio. Delete this.

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@heckyessica Right because I didn't think it was going nowhere.

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@brady_h The fact that it is enjoyable and not bad makes it 👍👍 in my book.

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@TheUnvirgin

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@ghostarmychic @BrockRiddickIFB Step one (required for full credit): list all simplifying assumptions.

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@JakeSherman Thoughts and prayers

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@ReallyAmerican1 They just can't stop lying. It's remarkable.

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@Swan_Whisperer1 @MawMwaD @Mr_Blankname @BrockRiddickIFB

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@MawMwaD @Mr_Blankname @BrockRiddickIFB This paper is from 1988.

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@joncoopertweets +/- 4%

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@ChefReactions Wtf

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@lindyli Who says he doesn't have money?

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@HNTurtledove I always thought he looked like Christopher Loyd in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

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@Itrikke41 @olivialarinaldi "They are saying nein." FTFY

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@NoLieWithBTC Something about leopards eating his face?

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@TheRickWilson That guy can eat a bag of dicks.