nice young man

divinely protected and all that

[nice young man @breakyrteef]

I feel such immense kinship towards my fellow skinny dudes with fat asses. Saw one in downtown yesterday and I was so overcome with a sense of brotherly pride that I almost ran up to hug him. He was talking to himself and scratching

[nice young man @breakyrteef]

Double employed #FWME

[nice young man @breakyrteef]

@Pitch_Forkpussy This sound like puke city to be honest

[I’m Shebecca Escrow @_shebecca]

now that he’s dead and my NDA is expired - Lindsay Graham paid me to have sex with him and he couldn’t figure out how to use zelle so i had to go to the bank with him and everyone thought he was my dad

[nice young man @breakyrteef]

@Pitch_Forkpussy Yo what

[steak @communicat1022]

Touch my recurring bit. Touch it. Fuuuuck keep riffing.Keep riffing off my recurring bit. Reference it.Reference my bit in your joke. Yesssss reference it more. Now use your opener to suck my low hanging fruit. Fuckkk now do your catchphrase. Yess. heckle me a little too.Fuckkkkk

[nice young man @breakyrteef]

@portra400slut Retweet

[nice young man @breakyrteef]

@h4tchl4nd I’m going to go look in the mirror and tell my mustache he’s beautiful thank u hatch

[nice young man @breakyrteef]

Should I shave my pathetic mustache

[nice young man @breakyrteef]

Sometimes I do something and I can feel my guardian angel sighing and rubbing their temples in anguish

[nice young man @breakyrteef]

@propoopforever And by one time I mean like yesterday

[nice young man @breakyrteef]

I’m tired of wanting

[nice young man @breakyrteef]

How to remove desire from your life in three easy steps

[nice young man @breakyrteef]

How to stop caring

[nice young man @breakyrteef]

One thing to know about me is I’m always normal and I never care about anything

[nice young man @breakyrteef]

@portra400slut @goosegoosejuice U already know what I think about this but it’s ok we don’t need to open that can again

[nice young man @breakyrteef]

@gracecamille_ Should’ve checked for a pulse

[vance @vancethot]

friend who got their leg amputated invited us over for dinner and wont tell us what it is