a real pish posh bish

I came back for the jokes.

[a real pish posh bish @breannarichy]

As a man do not EVER call me ‘big money’. I ain’t big money. YOU’RE BIG MONEY bitch.

[a real pish posh bish @breannarichy]

I love me a good book. I can’t wait to finish this 12 book series.

[a real pish posh bish @breannarichy]

Yes. I wish I could spend every day doing this.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i’m genuinely curious: is there anyone here who feels comfortable spending an entire day at home alone, without meeting or talking to anyone?

[a real pish posh bish @breannarichy]

So I came to grandmas house on my break to see if she had anything I could eat and she woke up and said “Lawd you come in here like a thief in the night”😂 and it’s kinda crazy now that I think about it to sneak into someone’s house at 1am and start making yourself a meal.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

my mom once told me, when somebody truly wants to fix things, you’ll hear a plan. when they only want to stop you from leaving, you'll hear promises.

[a real pish posh bish @breannarichy]

When I tell yall my job got their moneys worth out of me today. Believe me😭

[a real pish posh bish @breannarichy]

Laser hair removal was probably the best self care decision I ever made.

[a real pish posh bish @breannarichy]

Ugh I really don’t feel like getting ready for the gym but I have to go 😭

[a real pish posh bish @breannarichy]

I literally cannot get over how ghetto the baddies franchise is. Like it’s actually insane.

[a real pish posh bish @breannarichy]

I am highly overstimulated rn. Idk if I’m gonna make it until the end of my shift. Ngl.

[a real pish posh bish @breannarichy]

Yo why TF are toddlers so fkn greedy?

[her🎀 @iam_dijah5]

Upgrading my appearance.
Becoming hard to reach.
Working 24/7.
Choosing happiness.
Cutting off toxic people.
No roaster.
Enjoying my alone time.
Forgiving myself.

[NaNa🌼✨ @sil_vee_yah]

This era is called: With God, all things are possible.

[Drebae @Drebae_]

They weren’t lying when they said you wake up one day & just don’t care anymore 😭😭 No warning, no dramatic shit, just a quiet, almost peaceful detachment.

[a real pish posh bish @breannarichy]

It just dawned on me that people probably think I’m the police when I’m driving cause of my uniform now 😂 everyone keeps preeing and now it makes sense.

[a real pish posh bish @breannarichy]

Yo WetWet has to be a crack head. She gives strong crackhead vibes.

[a real pish posh bish @breannarichy]

I need to take a solo trip. I gotta try it

[a$ya.🫧 @tharicch]

I realize that God’s protection often looks like disappointment at first. You thought you lost something, but God was really saving you from it. I’m so thankful for everything that didn’t go my way & every single thing that prepared me for where I am now.

[kylei 🧶 @ruledbymercuryy]

found my mom’s grocery receipt from 2006, and I just fell to my knees omg…🧎🏾‍♀️

[a real pish posh bish @breannarichy]

Head over heels fr.

[a real pish posh bish @breannarichy]

I fear I might have to actually start doing my hair for work now that we’re getting uniforms. Cause I literally show up here like a bum every shift. But idk about the messy bun with the whole uniform thing.