best dad

hah

[best dad @breastfedded]

Just wanted one day to myself for my anniversary with my partner, but Taylor just HAD to get married on the 4th. Nice.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

GREAT WORK LADIES

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

@elonmusk put the audio post feature back on this app. Thanks, you hairless no-neck havin, chimpanzee. Face look like it was drawn from memory. When u swim on ur back at the beach shit look like a man o’ war. Hourglass ankles. Not tryna be mean though sorry.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[cee @1ovesickkk]

sorry for acting kinda insane i was feeling a little unwanted

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

starlight didn't know he had beef with the sea creatures so taking him to a beach to fight was dumb af

[𝑆 @leoninethings]

me on the battlefield during World War 3 looking for iced coffee and a phone charger

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

Sometimes the pencil led that’s been stuck in my arm since elementary school tells me to do bad things

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

"Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment" is asking me for videos from last night

[Ghost Writer ✍️ @Prezain_LJ]

Sending me on an errand that requires constant communication with you, and then suddenly, when I get there, you stop picking up your calls.

I can’t act or make a decision without hearing from you, so I end up sitting and waiting while calling you repeatedly for several minutes.

[Yvette Basson @yvette_basson]

Why do we put up with this? What can possibly be the reason for the price differences? Same item but the 'female' version costs more? #pinktax #unfairdiscrimination #woman #exploitation #checkers @CheckersSA

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

girl, we get it @MrsErikaKirk

[Violet🏳️‍🌈 @Violet_Tkvr]

“everyone grieves differently”

Erika Kirk:

[mariana Z @mariana057]

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.

For example:
- Jane ate her friend's sandwich.

- Jane ate her friend's colon.