Elyon

Medical student 5/6 🩺||Chelsea FC||Music lover||Messi is the Goat||Wizkid 🦅

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

“If you don’t let people experience the consequences of their actions towards you, you will remain a safe place for their worst behaviour”

[English grammar @Englishgr4u]

She is angry ___ the mistake.
A) with
B) by
C) about
D) at

[ajay @1meajay]

things wey women dey talk, you nor go really grasp the magnitude of the stupidity inside am until man talk am.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Relationship logic is funny because women say things they don’t understand.

1) You want to date older men, but want men to date their age mates and avoid younger women.

Are you aware that for you to date an older man, it means the man is dating a younger woman?

2) You say “men will sleep with anything”

Who is the “anything?” Women 🤷🏽‍♂️

3) You want equality in relationship and marriage but you want to date/marry a man that is doing much better than you and who should solely finance the relationship. Then you brag that women are smarter because they date up.

Are you aware that if you’re dating up, it means the man is dating down?

4) You only want to sleep with men that have money and think it increases your value. In your head, you are sleeping with high caliber of men, but you drag men for sleeping with ‘anything.’

Are you aware that if you are sleeping with a high caliber of man, you are the ‘anything’ in that arrangement?

5) You say men would look at you from head to toe and want to approach you with their brokeness.

You collect money from Peter to buy wig, fix make up, and wear leggings that accentuate your back side, and suddenly start deluding yourself that you are high class that should attract high value man who should suddenly want to spend money on you for dressing up to come out. If you and your father are not broke, would you be out looking for who will afford you? It is the one with capacity who affords. The one being afforded is a commodity. He who pays the piper dictates the tune.

High class but you need a man to size you up and pay up, then use you as he pleases 😊

[Orcabi @orcabi_]

Person for one cs say why i dey vex…🙂

I don talk this thing for here many times and i go still talk am again…

Salary wey i dey collect now, na wetin my papa dey collect as at 2012/13 for Shell, Ogunu and him be BIG BOY for Warri then!! Na that same salary him use dey pay —

[🐬 @_pauliegee]

the way women overrate their importance in your life is actually insane.
“i bring peace, care, and support” like i was at war before you showed up or some shit

[horsh @2THUQQ]

Boys go always bounce back na why dem dey call us bouncing baby boy

[Dr. Priyam Bordoloi @DocPriyamMD]

✅ Your heart will forgive you for:

- Eating an egg, yolk included
- Having sex regularly
- Lifting weights sensibly

❌ Your heart will NOT forgive you for:

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

I read this question and as it happens with me occasionally, a clear message came to me to spread out to those who would listen and read between the lines:

Answer:

At a time when you aren’t even searching for anyone and your mind isn’t on anything intimate, you meet this person that strikes something in your spirit.

You cannot explain in words the beautiful feeling of relief, yet this person hasn’t even said a word. Just the appearance and demeanor that was not even focused on you.

You ignore but you meet again in another place. Same feeling and the only thing that crosses your mind is you just want to be friends with this person. To be around this person.

You guys get talking and they feel the same way towards you. No 90 days talking. Just a natural connection devoid of mathematical calculations towards a union. No stress. No entitlement of any kind. Just genuine friendship.

Friendship grows somewhat fast and you notice in them, what is deficient in you. You see your weakness as strengths in them. Like a shiny example you just want to keep learning from.

Friendship goes on and you realise they suddenly say same to you. They see in you what is deficient in them.

Friendship goes stronger and you both realise you cannot stay apart from eachother for long and to add to it, you both notice that as long as this friendship has been, you guys’ happiest moments are when you both are with eachother. Two of you forget the world and focus on eachother.

No ill thoughts of any kind. None wants to hurt the other. You then realize that you guys think alike and to put the icing on the cake, everything you guys do, every move you make towards coming together, is made VERY EASY by life. Things fall in place just like swallowing a jelly.

People ask the Almighty to speak to them and show them a sign but they don’t realize that the Almighty speaks to them THROUGH LIFE!

All they just needed to do was have the right values and listen to the voices of their spirits!!

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

Your womb is BIOLOGY. God gave it to you for free.

A rich man’s bank account is not BIOLOGY.

No man is born with a million dollars in his balls. He had to BUILD that.

You want to trade something you got for free for something he bled for? Are you smart at all?

A man who wants kids first asks: can I feed them? Can I house them? Can I protect them?

That's why you don't see homeless dudes demanding babies. Real men don't breed if they can't provide.

You on the other hand - you WANT the baby. You open your legs, you get pregnant, you keep it. That's 100% your choice.

Now let's talk about the rich man you want.

He didn't wake up rich. He got humiliated. He got rejected. He worked while you were partying. He lost friends, lost sleep, risked his last dollar. For YEARS.

And you just show up after the hard part is over and say "what's yours is ours because I have a womb?"

That's entitlement.

If birth is the price for money, then every broke woman would be a wife. But she isn't.

[‏ً @theakorede]

When you transit enter medical school and they tell “pass mark is 50”

For your head , The thing go be like downgrading at first , Like a whole me that transited with 4.8 CGPA

Just 50 abhi, na smalls jaree
First week, Corporate dressing with multi colored socks, well ironed and

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

1. Again, the easiest thing to know in this life is when someone is genuinely interested in you. They’ll never make you second-guess that.

2. They’ll be very considerate of your feelings. Before they do anything, they first of all think about how their actions are going to make you feel. Consideration is the highest form of love.

3. They’ll always make sure you are fed. They’ll buy you food, order food for you, cook for you, send you food, take you out to eat, etc. No one who likes you will watch you stay hungry. To love is to feed and to be fed.

4. They’ll always want to have uncomfortable conversations with you. This is because they like you, rate you enough, and want you to be part of their life. If they don’t rate you, they’ll just cut you off instead of having difficult conversations.

5. They’ll buy you things. There’s no genuine desire without giving. Anyone who is not giving to you and is only taking from you doesn’t like you one bit. They are using you.

6. They won’t let you spend money unnecessarily around them. This is because they care about your finances. If you always have to spend money EVERY time you link up with a person, they don’t like you.

7. You feel at peace when you are with them. Home is really a person. When you are with someone who likes you, they become a safe space, and just existing in the same space as them is comforting.

8. They yap a lot with you. This is especially true of women. Women are yappers when they like you. They yap about the most basic things to you, from what happens in their office to the gym, school, family, friends, you name it. All you have to do is listen.

9. Conversations with them don’t feel forced. They keep asking questions about every area of your life out of curiosity. Anyone who is not curious about you doesn’t like you one bit.

10. They’ll always want to sleep with you. When a person finds you attractive, they always flirt with you, and they always want to have sex with you. This is why you think they are easy. They are not; they only make it easy for you because they like you.

11. They get jealous when you mention or talk to someone else. They want to be exclusive with you.

12. They are always finding ways to make your life easier. Anyone who is not doing things to make your life easier than it was before they met you doesn’t like you.

13. You won’t have to force ball because, like I said earlier, they’ll make everything super easy for you. You don’t have to spend so much money on dates to impress them, you don’t need to use any “format” or games to have sex with them, etc. In fact, they’ll initiate it.

14. They’ll begin to frown at your vices and bad habits, especially those you exhibit around them. Anybody who doesn’t frown at your bad habits and vices doesn’t care about you. They are just there for a good time, not a long time.

15. They always want to spend quality time with you and be in your skin. Every opportunity to see you, they take it. “Baby, are you at home?” “Babe, you don’t miss me?” “You haven’t seen me this week, do you hate me?” “Let’s grab lunch today?”

Even if they are too busy, they’ll make time for you.

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

Patriarchy existed to STOP OTHER MEN.

You really think men invented patriarchy to hold YOU down? You are too weak, too fragile, too irrelevant for men to waste invention on you.

Men invented patriarchy to protect their lands, food, money, resources, women and children FROM MEN.

500 years ago women didn't know what patriarchy was because it was SURVIVAL.

No police. No 911. No guns. No cell phones. If a rival tribe wanted you, they killed your men, raped you, took your land, took your food, and married you off to their sons or kept you as maids, servants, and sex slaves. That was history.

Patriarchy said: TOUCH HER AND YOU DIE. She belongs to this man, this family, this tribe. That was not oppression. That was a DEATH THREAT to other men to keep you safe.

Pregnancy = 9 months useless. Breastfeeding mother can't run, can't fight, baby cries and brings wolves.

Who hunted? MEN.
Who fought bears? MEN.
Who fought other men? MEN.
Who built houses in snow? MEN.
Who died in wars? 90% MEN.

If men left women alone to be "independent" in 1500, you would have gone EXTINCT in one winter. No food. No fire. No protection.

You are alive today because of patriarchy.

Modern luxury - AC, Uber Eats, iPhone, birth control, police made yall RETARDED and ungrateful. You think world was always safe.

You think animals don't hunt humans for food?

Who stopped all these? Patriarchy. Men who built walls, laws, armies, civilization so you can sit on TikTok with fake eyelashes and say "patriachy oppress me."

You are not oppressed. You are PROTECTED and too dumb to know it.

Without patriarchy, you wouldn't be CEOs. You'd be extinct or a sex slave to the strongest man in your own village that’s been conquered by the enemy.

Patriarchy is not why you are suffering. Patriarchy is why you are ALIVE to complain.

[Bart Smith @manofconcrete2]

My son 21 and his wife just bought their first car. He runs one of my concrete crews and he earns everything he has. So proud of them. Also they have a daughter my first grandchild.
God is good

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

if Gehgeh kpai na wisdom k:ll am

[captain @kaptainswago]

i never get babe since primary 2 bro 😞💔

[captain @kaptainswago]

highest wey i fit press for woman na 5k. that 5k sef na if you be good girl.

[TOBOH🪖 @Tobzzy212]

To break up with girl no even hard for Nigeria just tell her say “babe I don’t have much like 4 times straight.

[🍀 @Dammyswago]

"babeeeeee😭"

Life go first tire you

[Stikesh 7 @Stikesh3]

The hustle na for me,My babe get papa and my mama get husband.